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    Grant Me the F**king Serenity: Wisdom for the Impolite
    Grant Me the F**king Serenity: Wisdom for the Impolite
    Grant Me the F**king Serenity: Wisdom for the Impolite
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    Grant Me the F**king Serenity: Wisdom for the Impolite

    By Richard Licker

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    Fifty pieces of motherf**king wisdom, lovingly selected for your perusal


    Have you ever wished famous quotes and proverbs said "f**k" more? Well you're in luck! We've spiced up the wisest words ever spoken with profanity that will get your mouth washed out with soap.


    Ask the potty mouth in your

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherCool S, LLC
    Release dateMar 1, 2023
    ISBN9781088078747
    Grant Me the F**king Serenity: Wisdom for the Impolite

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