Things People Do That Piss You Off at Work

By S. R. Banks

Have you ever been at work and someone did something that pissed you off? Like being in a meeting and it’s always that one person who thinks they are smarter than everyone, but they really aren’t, annoying the heck out of everyone with their irrelevant questions? Or what about the person who uses the bathroom but does not wash their hands after they are done! They want to shake everybody’s hands, but they didn’t care enough to run those hands through soap and water! Nasty! And the beggar, you want a quarter, you want a dollar, you want a cigarette, heck, you even want a freaking bite of my sandwich—the sandwich that I made with my time and energy! The things people do that piss you off at work!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Page Publishing, Inc.
• Release date: Dec 2, 2021
• ISBN: 9781662409172

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Chapter 1

Filthy Workstations and Smelly Chairs

So let’s start light—filthy workstations and smelly chairs are one of my biggest pet peeves! Just thinking about that chair is making me sick right now! Listen, if you’re working at a desk that is shared, please keep it clean. No one should have to use half of the bottle of Clorox wipes after your shift is over. Clean up after yourself, please! It’s so easy. When you drop something, pick it up. Don’t push crumbs to the side or to the floor because you’re too lazy to sweep them in the trash. That’s how roaches and mice are accumulated, and the next person that sits at the desk doesn’t want to sit in filth.

If you spill something, wipe it up! Why would you let sauce drip from your sandwich, see it on the glass, but then leave it there? Who does that! That crap is stupid and so dirty. You see the sauce there, but you’re that lazy and filthy you’re just going to leave it there to dry up and hope the next coworker doesn’t see it. SMH! Ridiculous! And then the chair. One, if you spill something on the chair, get something to clean it off. I hate when I see chairs with brown or white stuff all over it. That crap is nasty. Clean it off! If you take a dump at work, please, please wipe your behind clean! Please take a shower before you come to work so that booty can be clean. The smell of booty grease is beyond unacceptable! If I have to sit in that seat after you, I do not want my clothes to smell like butt cheese! No thank you! It’s gross, and it stinks! Who wants to smell that for eight long hours? No one should have to use a whole can of Lysol just to get the stench out—totally disrespectful! If you’re going to have the desk filthy, at least clean your booty. Goodness!

The sad thing is, most of these people are married. You mean to tell me that your wife or husband is letting you walk around smelly like that? Like a friend of mine once said, If so, then they stink too! There is no way my man is going to be stank, and I don’t inform him of his stench. What kind of woman will I be? And no, my man is most definitely never stank, but if he was, I would tell him early! You don’t let your significant other walk around unclean. But then again, if they are like this at work, then they are like that at home. If the chair they sit in at work smells horrible, then I bet you five million dollars that I don’t have that chair they constantly sit on at home smells horrible too! I’m that confident! Wash ya tail!

Chapter 2

Sitting on My Chair Pillow

Since we are on the chair subject, I’ll stay in that family for a minute. Now I’ve worked plenty of jobs in my lifetime. Most of the jobs I held, I had my own desk and my own chair where I didn’t have to share with anyone else. But I’ve also had jobs where I did have to share a desk and a chair. Because of that, I started using a chair pillow. I am a real germophobe, and it’s certain things that freak me out like sitting in unknown chairs. I don’t care where I’m at. If I