Jerkin' It: A (Forkin' Funny) Mouthwatering BBQ Cookbook That Will Leave Meat Lovers Stuffed and Satisfied
By Harry Cox
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About this ebook
Stop jerkin’ your meat alone and start sharing your grilling sensations with your friends and family. This saucy little cookbook is jam packed with grilling favorites and hot tips—from how to maintain that low-and-slow, all night heat to the best and only way to perfectly rub down a tender breast. These toe-curling recipes include:
- “Just the Tri-Tip” Steak
- Mouthwatering Meatballs
- Bursting Beefy Tacos
- A Thick and Juicy Sausage Party
- Stunning Whole Cock on a Silver Platter
- Creamy Italian Thighs
- Shuck Me Good Grilled Oysters
Jerkin’ It is the perfect gift for avid grillers and outdoor chefs who have a need for meat and a forkin’ good sense of humor.
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Jerkin' It - Harry Cox
INTRODUCTION
This book includes more ways to handle meat than the Kama Sutra. Meat-lovers, this is the manual you have been waiting for. Sit back, relax, maybe dim the lights and put on your favorite sultry music. Things are going to heat up pretty quickly…
HOW TO USE THIS BOOK (FOR PLEASURE)
METHODS
At the beginning of each recipe, you’ll find exactly which grill type will work best to keep things moist and juicy for every type of meat. Some recipes are into just charcoal grills. Others are into only gas grills. Some recipes swing both ways and can be cooked on either charcoal or gas grills. Other, more deviant recipes require a smoker. No matter which team you’re on, there is sure to be an abundance of pleasurable recipes that are just your type. And hey, we’re not here to judge. Feel free to experiment with new grills and smokers. Just remember to be safe.
TIME
Before you slap that huge piece of meat on the grill, be sure to determine how much time you’ll need. Some recipes are quickies, and you can whip them up rather quickly. Other, more passionate recipes take hours to perfect. Be sure to note the prep time
at the top of each recipe, since some are all-nighters (and require some marinating a few days ahead). Make sure you have the appropriate amount of time to dedicate to your meat. It’ll be so worth it.
TOOLS AND TOYS TO GET THE JOB DONE
You’re going to need some pretty big tools to get your meat across the finish line. Here’s a list of the most common accessories you’ll want to keep within reach on the grillside
table.
GRILL BRUSH. We like to keep it hot, but also keep it clean. Before working with your meat, it’s a good idea to brush your grill grate clean with a stiff wire brush. Next, you can lube it up with some olive or vegetable oil to prevent any sticky situations.
LONG-HANDLED TONGS. If you can’t find the Magnum grill tongs, the regular long-handled version will work just fine. Look for sturdy, spring-loaded tongs that can hold up to turning even the heaviest of meats.
MEAT THERMOMETER. The best way to tell when your meat is cooked to perfection is with a meat thermometer. Gently slide it into the thickest, moistest part of your meat for the most accurate temperature.
GRILL HOE. Your grill hoe is essential for moving around scorching coals without burning yourself. She may be a hoe, but you’ll need her for when things get really hot and heavy.
GRILLING GLOVES. A pair of heavy suede grilling gloves will protect your more delicate appendages from getting burned by passionate heat.
CHARCOAL. Briquettes
are best, since they burn more evenly and can go All. Night. Long.
WOOD CHIPS. These are best for a smoker and will keep your meat nice and flavorful.
HOT TIPS FOR HANDLING YOUR MEAT
Remember to tease your meat up to room temperature for a good 30 minutes before grilling.
Light charcoal grills 1 hour before the magic happens, so the coals have time to produce a nice and even heat.
Turn foods and cook ’em real good for the same amount of time on each side.
Give your meat a rest before you dive in, allowing all the juices to stay put.
And when in doubt, wrap it up—with some aluminum foil—especially when dealing with delicate vegetables and fish.
RUB IT OUT! OR KEEP IT SPICY?
Below you’ll find a list of the top ten naughtiest spices we’ve EVER had—and the ones you’ll most likely need before you fire up the grill:
salt
pepper
paprika
garlic powder
onion powder
chili powder
crushed red pepper
cumin
cinnamon
various dried herbs (sage, rosemary, oregano, basil, cilantro, etc.)
RED, HOT MEAT
JUST THE TIP
TRI-TIP STEAK
This is my go-to recipe to impress a date when we decide to stay in and cook together. I don’t always cook for my dates, but when I do I turn to my trusty, no-fail, and guaranteed-to-get-you-laid tri-tip steak. When grilled to juicy, medium perfection, the dish will serve as a teaser to the main entrée of your evening.
PRO TIP: Serve with a lighter side, like a salad or grilled vegetables, so you don’t end up being your own cock block.
GRILL: ANY GRILL | PREP TIME: 5 MINUTES | CHILL TIME: OVERNIGHT | COOK TIME: 8 TO 12 MINUTES | MAKES: 4 STEAKS
1 ½ to 2 ½ pounds triangle roast
⅓ cup lemon juice
2 tablespoons olive oil
2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
2 tablespoons honey
2 teaspoons onion powder
2 teaspoons Italian seasoning
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon ground black pepper
8 cloves garlic, minced
1 large handful of fresh cilantro leaves
3 green onions or additional fresh cilantro, for garnish (optional)
INSTRUCTIONS
1. Rinse the roast and pat it dry with a paper towel, then place it in a one-gallon ziplock bag.
2. Add the four liquid ingredients to the bag, followed by the four dried seasonings, and finally the garlic and cilantro leaves.
3. Seal the bag and passionately shake it until the meat is smothered in juices. Reopen the bag to release the air, then, reseal the bag and let the meat rest and cool down