Kids' Kookiest Riddles
By Steve Charney and Rob Collinet
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Its a dogs delight to bark all night,
And a nightingales to sing.
And if you sit on a red-hot stove,
Its the sign of an early spring.
Every one is fun.
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Kids' Kookiest Riddles - Steve Charney
BIG BEASTS
What animal has the highest intelligence?
A giraffe.
How do you train King Kong?
Hit him with a rolled up newspaper building.
What steps should you take if you see a lion?
Long ones.
What do you get when you cross a tiger with a parrot?
I don’t know. But when it talks, you’d better listen.
What’s the best way to call a tiger?
Long distance.
I can lift an elephant with one hand.
Can you really?
You find me an elephant with one hand, and I’ll lift him.
MARVIN: You can’t pull out elephant tusks because they’re so tight.
MELVIN: Except in Alabama. . . Tuskaloosa.
TEACHER: Can you give me the names of two bears in the far north?
HARRY: I’m sorry, I don’t know any personally.
What do you call a gorilla with a giant stick?
Sir.
What’s the difference between a flea and an elephant?
An elephant can have fleas, but a flea can’t have
elephants.
Do cows give milk?
No, you have to take it from them.
Do you know how long cows should be milked?
The same as short ones.
What two animals do you go to bed with every night?
Your calves!
What do you do when the biggest cow in the world looks you in the eye and says, Moo.
You’d better moo.
Two cows are in a pasture grazing, and one says, Moooo
The other says, I knew you were going to say that.
FIRST GUY: I used to be a lion tamer. I’d put my right arm inside the mouth of a lion. They called me Garbanzo the Great.
SECOND GUY: What do they call you now?
FIRST GUY: Lefty.
FARMER HAYSTACK: Have you ever seen a herd of cows?
HARRY: Sure I’ve heard of cows.
FARMER HAYSTACK: I don’t mean have you heard of cows. I’m talking about a cowherd.
HARRY: What do I care if a cow heard. I haven’t said anything she shouldn’t hear.
BEASTY BEASTS
How many sheep does it take to make one sweater?
I didn’t even know sheep could knit.
TEACHER: Is the kangaroo peculiar to Australia?
HARRY: No, but it sure is to me!
Where do sheep get a haircut?
At the baa-baa shop.
What’s a one-eyed deer called?
No ideer.
How come there are no monkeys on the moon?
Because there are no bananas