C.P. Sharpe's Pick Your Red Nose

By C.P. Sharpe

Most people need to pick their noses. Most people prefer to be discreet about it. Young Max does not. Indeed, he seems to believe that such activity counts as exercise.

 

Max's mum hopes that making him wear a red clown's nose will stop Max indulging himself. Max doesn't like the idea, until he is told that Gran is coming over. Now he needs a way to stop her kissing him when she arrives…

Let C.P. Sharpe help you feel better about having to pick your own nose. After all, he's had so much practise; he really should start working more on the discretion side of it.

Suitable for all ages, Pick Your Red Nose is a quirky, upbeat story told in a series of illustrated stills. Indeed, the video is also available on YouTube @seapeasharpe

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• Language: English
• Publisher: Withanee Books
• Release date: Dec 19, 2023
• ISBN: 9781915299048

C.P. Sharpe

C.P. Sharpe has been writing (what he calls) humour from a young age (well, about nineteen, which, considering he's now pushing fifty, can now be considered 'a young age'). After thirty-odd years of making a valiant effort at joke and sketch-writing, short stories, novels, stand-up comedy, various parodies, videos, songs and articles, he is now looking at re-formatting all that material into ebooks...mostly because he's finally figured out that he can. So far, titles include Days of Our Lies, Antidote to Road Rage and Break the Bullying Code. He is currently bashing away at a follow-up (he doesn't actually bash anything; he's fairly civilised). You can now sign up for his monthly newsletter at www.cpsharpe.com Then Like, Follow and Subscribe @seapeasharpe on YT, FB and Instagram (not X, though - for obvious reasons). You can even contact him directly: [e-mail]. Thank you for showing an interest. Frankly, that's as much as CP can hope for. He wants you to get as much of a kick out of his content as he does. (He won't actually kick you. That would involve standing up. Perhaps an appreciative raised eyebrow.)

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C.P. Sharpe’s Pick Your Red Nose: The effort that goes into not making the effort.

Published by Withanee Books © 2023 C.P. Sharpe. All Rights Reserved.

ISBN: 978-1-915299-04-8

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Contents

Introduction

Outroduction

A Last Word from the Writer

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Introduction

Hello! I’m C.P. Sharpe and I’m glad you could join me. What follows is a short, illustrated piece that was inspired by my own big nose my desire to tell