C.P. Sharpe's Antidote to Road Rage
By C.P. Sharpe
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How do you feel when you're out on the road? Relaxed and in control? Or harried and pushed around?
Take this Antidote and know that you are not alone. On four wheels or two, C.P. Sharpe is right there with you: he has felt your frustration. He has hung his head and he has pulled that face.
Everyone except you is a bad driver. You just want to get to where you're going in one piece, but some drivers seem to think mirrors are for posh people. Others think their right of way is determined by how long they've lived in that area.
Before you pull away again, read this book and rediscover your perspective. Next time you feel yourself being wound up, remember it's their problem, not yours. Don't get dragged into their bad day – focus on making yours better.
Distilled from 30 years of driving in all conditions (that includes the traffic, the weather, and his own state of mind) C.P. Sharpe's Antidote to Road Rage features classifications of every different type of road user the author could think of. These arrive along with updated comment, parodies, poems, awards and questions you can ask yourself or a friend. Full colour cartoons are also signposted with every press of the pedal, whether yours fuels an engine or a chain.
This book is an alternative A-to Z of everyday hazards and the desperation often displayed to avoid them. From attention deficit to zebra crossings, C.P. Sharpe's Antidote to Road Rage will accompany you on your arduous journey, all the way to the shops and back.
With relatable content laced with sardonic humour, this Antidote will help you recalibrate your calm and gain a fresh awareness of the potential fatalities that swirl around you on the asphalt, at greater speeds than they should. Read this before you completely lose it and start a screaming match with that little guy in the battered old Fiesta who turns out to be a kickboxing expert.
Jump in then, and see how many stops there are on the way to your destination.
C.P. Sharpe
C.P. Sharpe has been writing (what he calls) humour from a young age (well, about nineteen, which, considering he's now pushing fifty, can now be considered 'a young age'). After thirty-odd years of making a valiant effort at joke and sketch-writing, short stories, novels, stand-up comedy, various parodies, videos, songs and articles, he is now looking at re-formatting all that material into ebooks...mostly because he's finally figured out that he can. So far, titles include Days of Our Lies, Antidote to Road Rage and Break the Bullying Code. He is currently bashing away at a follow-up (he doesn't actually bash anything; he's fairly civilised). You can now sign up for his monthly newsletter at www.cpsharpe.com Then Like, Follow and Subscribe @seapeasharpe on YT, FB and Instagram (not X, though - for obvious reasons). You can even contact him directly: seapea@cpsharpe.com. Thank you for showing an interest. Frankly, that's as much as CP can hope for. He wants you to get as much of a kick out of his content as he does. (He won't actually kick you. That would involve standing up. Perhaps an appreciative raised eyebrow.)
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