Ur Still Not Wise Lad

By Gary Mc Gilloway

Awe right what about ye. How’s it going hi.
Well this book is a follow on from ur not wise lad. Which I hope you enjoyed.
The two main characters are still William an Kiral. The pair of them become good friends after meeting at a support group for out of work Terrorists. They talk about the loss of their friend Scott who died from Cancer. They miss the laughs they had with him. But there are more punishment beatings handed out after the wee fucker who attacked kirals daughter Mary an left her in hospital with a brain injury. He is back at his old ways again. William an Kiral find out that he attacked Scott’s wee mammy after breaking in to her Bungalow in the drive. He didn’t think anyone was at home so when she see’s him she shouts at him to get out of her home but he did the only thing that came in to his head which was a very stupid thing. William an Kiral find out it was him after reading in the paper about a boy up in court an released on bail. They find out he still goes up the steps from Spencer Road to Gobnascale where he lives. This time they use a hammer on him. The police start to question Kiral about the attack because they think it very strange that the same lad should receive attacks on him in the same place. Kirals answer to the police is fuck off an go an investigate the assault on my daughter yeas have done fuck all about that have yeas naw so fuck off. An if you think things are not going right with Kiral the worst is yet to come. William finally gets the court case over him were Kirals brother Patrick is accused of shooting him. But William still says to this day I don’t know who shot me. But Kiral still thinks it was Patrick an when he gets of Kiral just wants to smash his face in. After having the business go well for David William an Kiral William becomes unwell he ends up in hospital after passing out a couple of times an needs an M R I but being a thran fucker he leaves the hospital without receiving it. Then he pass’s out again at work it scares the Be Jesus out of kiral he thought William was dead. So he ends up in hospital again. An after coming round he starts on Jane an Kiral for getting an ambulance. He goes de leave the hospital again but a nurse says if he doesn’t calm down she will send for security. He says de her down you think they will stop me. A doctor comes in an gets him to calm down we just want to find out why this keeps happening to you. Things just get worse from there. Williams good friend kiral ends up in an accident just at the same spot as his parents died. The news is not good for kiral he is rushed de hospital. William just finds out about it when Maureen rings. William thinks its kiral ringing because they had arranged to meet after work for a few pints. But Maureen tells him what happen.

• Language: English
• Publisher: AuthorHouse UK
• Release date: May 20, 2020
• ISBN: 9781728353456

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Published by AuthorHouse 06/11/2020

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WHAT’S HAPPEN LAD. Awe ye know same ole shite. Aye I know I'm bored outta me skull as well. No word of a job yet then. Naw fuck all. What about you I haven’t seen you about in a while. Just after getting outta the clink. Didn’t know you where inside. Aye the police got me early wan morning for non payment of fines just got three months lad. Ye only do a month an a half its easier than paying them fuckers. What was the fines for. No TAX no MOT no Insurance an no Driving Licence. You’ve no Licence. Naw. I always thought you did. Nah never been stopped before. you’ve been driving about for seven or so years an no licence an I’ve been driving around wae you ye rotten fucker ye. What can I say but sorry lad. You need a good kick in the balls so ye do. Aye-Aye. Hi know that story you were telling me about before did ye ever write it down or think anymore about it you did say there was even more de the story than ye told me. Aye I have even wrote some of the new stuff down. Is it as good as the first bit. Ofcourse lad. Gone lets hear what you have then. Naw I cant do that lad. Why not. Your going de have de wait de the book comes out. Aye rite. I'm serious. Here I’ll give you a fiver so you can just tell me the story now. A fiver I want a tenner at least. Way de fuck wae ye. Naw I'm only joking wae ye lad. Saying you thought the first bit wasn’t bad I’ll tell you what I have so far. Good man urself. Do you want a beer before I get started. Awe aye of course you know I never refuse a drink. Rite are you ready then. Aye I'm gran now lad. Good now if you are sitting comfortably then I shall begin. Get on wae it then. I have de build the story up. I’ll build you up.

OK then. So there’s a knock at the door William goes an opens it. Awe look who it is D.I. McKay an D.S. Wat Wong Yu what about ye lads Its been a while since I last seen you two. C’mon in is there something wrong lads. How are you doing Mr King. Fuck sake lads just call me William. Alrite William we have just called out to let you know that we have someone who has now just come forward with Information about your shooting. After all this time. Yes. Do yeas believe them. Well what we can tell you is the IRA appointed spokes person has contacted us an told us that they had nothing at all to do with the shooting or the ordering of it. They said an ex member of the IRA had taking it upon himself to carry out the shooting. Did they say who it was. Yes but at this time we cannot say who that person is. Well are yous going to arrest him or have yous done that already. Not yet William. Well what the fuck are yeas waiting for. An why have the fucking IRA just come forward now. Suppose some wan of the bastards is making a deal de save their own neck. I cant answer that William. Fuck sake sorry lads just give me a minute de calm down. Jane comes down the stairs what’s going on what’s all the shouting about. How you doing Mrs King I don’t know if you remember us. Aye I remember yous so what’s going on. We where telling your husband we may be close to making an arrest. Good its about fucking time. Mr King –William we would like you to come into the station whenever you can just to go over your statement to see if there’s anything you may have remembered since the day of your shooting. I told yous already I didn’t see anything that day. We still need you to come in. Rite aye I can do that I can come in the morah if you want. Yes that would be great William.

Would lunch time suit you. Aye. Rite William we’ll see you tomorrow. Aye rite lads see yeas the morah.

After they leave William takes a run over de see Kiral. Yes lad what’s the craic. The cops where just wae me. What for. They said there about to make an arrest an they want me de come in an go over me statement. What for. De see if I remember anything else. What are you going to do. Well I’ll have de go in. The thing is I just called over because I wanted to let you know Kiral in case its Patrick they arrest. If you want de tell him de get out of town before they do that’s fine by me. Naw I hope they do fucking arrest him. Its about time he was in jail. I mean it kiral if you want de warn him that’s ok lad. An like I said fuck him. William it was really nice of ye de let me know but you didn’t have de do that thanks anyway lad. No problem I’ll see you the morah then. See ye lad.

Morning lads what’s on the agenda this week Boss. We have two jobs on this week wan of them is in Coleraine me an Niall will do that. William, Kiral an our young helper Robert will stay up here. Kiral your good on the ole digger you’ll have about three or four days clearing the big garden. What about us. Yous will be planting new trees placing some big boulders around the garden. No problem Boss. Rite lads time de get a move on.

William, Kiral an young Robert make a start unloading the van an trailer. Kiral asks William how’s things going wae ye lad. It could be better. Why. Don’t I have de go in de the police station the day at lunch time. Awe aye. Ye don’t seem de be in the best of moods the smorning. Naw I have a lot on me mind. What is it the cops. Naw I'm not bothered about them. What’s wrong wae ye then. Do ye know its three months the day since Scott died an the day would be his birthday. Way de fuck I didn’t know that. Yous two are the same age aren’t yeas. Aye. Have you been out wae his ma since the day of his funeral. I'm sorry de say I haven’t. Will ye go out de her the day a run. Aye I might go out after work the day. Is it alright if I go out wae you a run. Aye no bother lad I’d rather have some wan along wae me anyway. Should I get anything de take out de his ma. Ye could buy a wee cake de have wae a cup a tae. Does she like cake. I don’t know but I do. Well I better ask you then what sort of cake you want. Awe nothing to fancy just get something plain like a nice big chocolate wan. Aye that sounds really plain.

She must have a real sweet tooth. Aye she would eat chocolate cake all day long. She would ye lying fucker. Awe kiral me a liar how could you say that. I know how shameful of me de think you would lie. That’s ok I forgive you. The pair of them start laughing.

Kiral starts reading the garden an loading everything on de the trailer its a two ton tipping trailer they bought at an auction for only £900 quid. The business is picking up well there doing everything from cutting grass de building garages an kitchen extensions.

When William gets back after lunch kiral asks well how did it go. I wasn’t able de tell them anything than I had already. Did they tell you anything. like what. Did they not tell you they made an arrest. Naw why. You where rite about Patrick. What about him. he’s been arrested.When. Early the smorning. How de ye know that. Sinead rang Maureen about a half an hour ago. You didn’t tell him de get out of town then. Naw I hope they put him away for ever the useless fucker anyway. Your while sore on that poor man. How can you not hate him it was that bastard that shot you. I don’t know who shot me I didn’t see who it was. Well he’s done nothing but bring trouble de our family an do you know it was him that got me in de the fucking IRA. How would I know that for fucksake an besides we all do stupid things when where young.

See if Dermot ever joins the RA I will shot him meself. Awe I think that boy will have a lot more since then we had. Dermot doesn’t have the since de know what han de bless himself wae. Naw c’mon don’t say that. I'm telling ye I thought I was stupid at his age but he doesn’t even remember de wipe his arse after going de the toilet. I think Maureen must have dropped him on his head when he was wee. Your a bad fucker. I'm telling ye I even think my real son was abducted by Aliens an that boy was left in his place.

Don’t tell me you believe in Aliens. Aye I even seen a UFO once. Ye did. I'm telling ye I watched the thing in the sky wan morning for about ten minutes. Jesus what’s that behind you ? it fucking looks like a space ship an I think its here de take you back de your home planet. Fuck you. Aliens did ye ever hear the like of it.

Tell me this then. What. What about Dreams. What about them. Do you believe in dreams.

What de ye mean. I mean I’ve had dreams that have come true. Everybody’s bound de have dreams like that. I'm not so sure. Why have you had any dreams that have come true. Aye I just said that. Like what. I’ve had dreams about wan of them large tidal waves that comes an wipes out everything in its way. I cant remember what ye call it I cant even spell the fucking thing. You mean a Tsunami. Aye that’s it. Doesn’t it start wae a T. Aye T-S-U-N-A-M-I. Fuck aren’t you the clever wan. Tell me why do they spell it with a T in front of it. Don’t get me started on spelling again I told you before things will change when I'm head of Education. Aye rite. C’mon your getting side tracked tell me more about these dreams. Aye rite so I’ve had dreams about people being attacked people dying in plane crashes I even had a dream that I was a Royal bodyguard. I was in a car that was being shot at an there was people racing after the car on motorbikes shooting away at it then the car crashed in a tunnel an went over the body I was badly injured. Then when I see these things on the tele its almost the exact same as I dreamed. Are you serious. Aye. That sounds just like. I know. Fuck maybe your physic. Well why cant I see the winning lotto numbers. I didn’t say you were a good physic. You got that rite.

Jesus man how many times are you gonne say dreamed an dream in this story. How else can I tell you the fucking story with out using it. I'm not the smartest so I have de use the word dream an dreamed or what other fucking word would you use. Jesus calm yourself down lad. Well can I get on wae it. Aye I'm not stopping ye. You just fucking did. Don’t be taking it all thick now lad. I'm not been thick. What’s wrong wae ye the day then. I have a headache an every bone an muscle in me body is as sore as fuck. Why don’t you take a couple a pain killers an go de your bed. I have pain killers in me already an no difference. Now do ye want de hear the rest of what I have or not. Aye gone on man I wont stop ye again. Ok then where was I. Don’t tell me you’ve forgot where you are already. Aye I'm getting old. Some more than others. Was that a dig at me. Naw boys you are very sensitive the day. Do ye want de leave it de an other day. Naw I’ll get on wae it now remind me where was I. You where saying about believing in dreams.

Awe aye. Well I cant say I ever had dreams like that I did used de dream about Sam Fox the page three model. I can guess what kind a dreams they were. Naw I did want de but she wouldn’t let me an it didn’t help when I called her name out in bed wan night. When you called out Sam did the missus think you were sleeping with a man. It did take some explaining. I’d loved de have heard that. Rite c’mon back de work before ye waste anymore time. Me wasting time cheeky bastard. Hi see that big hole that’s for the pond how far down is it. Your asking me how far a hole goes down. Aye. I think it goes rite de the bottom. Ha Ha smart arse. How deep do they want it. Where’s the plans. I think David’s away wae it. De ye want me de give him a ring. Naw it’ll do de the morah we can leave that an get on wae the rest of it. After work William an Kiral take a run out de see Jean Scott’s mum just de see how she is handling the day. Jean opens the door de them. Hello William son how you doing Kiral c’mon in its lovely de see you boys. How are you doing Jean. Not so good son. Why what’s