Teacher’S Joke and Story Book: Collected by Stanley B. Graham

By Stanley Graham

My original purpose in compiling these jokes was to help myself to tell them in the classroom. During the last several years of my teaching career (thirty-five years of high school sciencephysics, earth science, chemistry, biology), I was in the habit of using the final few minutes of each class to tell jokes and stories to my students. That time is usually wasted anyhow as students are thinking about leaving and going to their next class. After I began this practice, I found that they were actually looking forward to the jokes each day.

• Language: English
• Publisher: AuthorHouse
• Release date: Jun 17, 2016
• ISBN: 9781524609511

Stanley Graham

The Author, Stanley B. Graham, is a retired high school teacher, having taught thirty-five years in four village and small town schools. Educational background; B.A from The Ohio State University, M.A. from Wesleyan University Connecticut, attendance at Summer NSF Institutes in physics and earth sciences, including Univ. of Vermont, Fordham University of Redlands California, Boston College and Kent State. During his retirement he has written and published other Novels and a biography. Raw material for his books have been his journals and diary he has kept most of his life and letters which he has kept in chronological order in notebooks. For him, the exploration of human relationships has been interesting and challenging. Nearly all his characters are based on people he has known.

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