Food Is My Orgasm

By Tyrone Pierre Dumas

Food and sex are joined together at the hip in this funny take
on the importance of food in one persons life versus sex. A
good meal of the food and recipes you will read about in this book
will make you forget about sex and or turn you on. The food talked
about is a personal account of one mans quest to make you forget
about sex altogether, especially while eating.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris US
• Release date: Jun 22, 2012
• ISBN: 9781477110867

Tyrone Pierre Dumas

Tyrone Pierre Dumas was born in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. He is a former stand-up comedian with 14+ years of his own creative and expressive comedy. Tyrone is married to Ceciel for 39+ years has two adult children and four grandchildren. He learned many of these traditional family recipes from his mother (Darlene) and grandmother (Arvella) who’s Fordyce, Arkansas roots contributed to his love for food. Tyrone has had many different career paths. He has 2 degrees in Architecture, and his credentials include being a facilities and corporate engineer, education administrator, volunteer, mentor, church leader and community activist.

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Copyright © 2012 by Tyrone Pierre Dumas.

Library of Congress Control Number:       2012908377

ISBN:         Hardcover                               978-1-4771-1085-0

                   Softcover                                 978-1-4771-1084-3

                   Ebook                                      978-1-4771-1086-7

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Contents

1      A Very Good Hurt Me Breakfast

2      The Meat Dilemma—to Pork or Not to Pork

3      Fast Food Heaven—Grease and Sliding Things

4      How Fast Do You Want It?

5      Red Beans and Rice—Gas, Gas, and More Gas!

6      Sweetness is My Weakness—Cobblers, Pies, and Other Sweet Stuffs

7      Soul Food—The Cholesterol Coatings

8      A Salad to Kill For—Green and Other Things

9      Walking for Your Life—What Are You Doing?

10      Water and Other Fluids—Frequent Pissing

11      Conclusion—Very Funny

This book is dedicated to my wife, Ceciel, and my two adult children, Maurice Anthony and Danielle Selice—all very proud Dumas’. My Grandchildren, Chazz D. Dorsey, Thai’ Christopher Dumas-Watts, Collin Luty and Camri Dumas-Phifer are the loves of my life and I know their futures are bright and they will accomplish great things. Without their support I could never have gotten this far. This book also allows me to pay homage to my immediate and extended family members, My Mom-Darlene, Sister Sharon and Brother Anthony, The Family Club, Mathews-Beets-Oakley, McNair-Brazil-Scott, Price-Driver-Stokes, The Agee’s, Harrells, and The Fields (John and Debra) families who all gave me words of encouragement, love, and support.

This book is also in memory of my late grandmother, Arvella; Aunt-Dollie Mathews; mother-in-law, Hagar Harrell; professor, Dr. Earnest Spaights; stepfather Augustus Elerby; best friend, Douglas Williams; Big Mac-O.C. McMurray; Aunt Jean and Uncle Billy, who all