You Know You're Getting Older When...
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I laughed so hard when I was reading this book. On a serious note, those who make fun of older peopleas if he or she will never get oldneed to realize there are but two choices: you either get older or you die a young corpse.
I deliberately chose not to write a biography or have a picture of me on this cover. This book is not about me. I want the focus on the message and not the messenger. I have been told throughout my life that I say the things people are thinking but do not have nerve to say.
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You Know You're Getting Older When... - Barbara V. Sparkman-Wilson
You Know You’re
Getting Older When…
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Barbara V. Sparkman-Wilson
Copyright © 2009 by Barbara V. Sparkman-Wilson.
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CONTENTS
Acknowledgments
To God.
I never planned to write a book. There is an old proverb that says If you want to make God laugh, make a plan.
I also dedicate this book to the human race, for which all my books are based. I can’t forget my mother, who, in spite