A Book of Instructions for Living With A Smart Modern Woman in the USA
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A collection of warnings and anecdotes, by a long-term veteran of the marriage wars, illustrating the usual mistakes men make with women and how to avoid them. Be prepared for some unflattering R-rated advice.
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A Book of Instructions for Living With A Smart Modern Woman in the USA - The Anonymous Desert Rat
A Book Of Instructions
For living with
a smart modern woman
in the USA
by the Anonymous Desert Rat
A Book of Instructions For Living With A Smart Modern Woman In the USA
Anonymous Desert Rat
Published by Leslie Fish at Smashwords
Copyright 2015 Leslie Fish
ISBN: 9781310691706
First edition
Cover design by Katrina Joyner, ebookcovers4u.com
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Contents
Prologue
Dedication
A Book Of Instruction For A Man Attempting To Live With The Modern Woman
Disclaimer
Why This Is Not An Owner’s Manual
It’s All About Sex
Female Logic
What Kind Of Marriage Do You Want?
Women Lie: That Is To Say, They Are Hardwired To Tell You What You Want To Hear
Things To Do
How Would You Act If She Was Your Mistress?
So, The Short List
Notes In The Book:
Prologue
Not Exactly an Owner’s Manual
When I was young I thought a wife should come with an Owner’s Manual, just like a new car. 50 years and 4 marriages later, I have given up on that. No modern woman with an IQ above room temperature is going to be owned. Women are a lot like cats, although more likely to come when you call them. And about as likely to do what you want when they get there as a cat. Most of us men have a fantasy of a smart wife that is a slut in the bedroom and a lady in the drawing room, and our own slave who would never look at another man. Lots of luck with that. But if you can’t get a Owner’s Manual, a wife should come with a book of instructions on how a man can live with her. Read this carefully and you may not have to go through 3 or 4 wives to find one you can live with.
Dedication
To my [pick one or more] Loving Husband, Live-in Boyfriend, Longtime Lover, Significant Other, Current Owner, Other_______________
From your [pick one or