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    Wethorsemane69
    Wethorsemane69
    Wethorsemane69
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    Wethorsemane69

    By Ashley Bradley

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    Zaddy billionaire philanthropist Eurydice McOrpheus is finally going to space. He intends to discover a new planet and make a new Earth. Time to start over because this version of Earth is bad and gross. Generous and very kind, Eurydice holds a raffle for the commoners: 5 golden tickets for five peasants to climb aboard his spaceship, the Wethorsemane69, and escape from this horrible place we call Earth.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAshley Bradley
    Release dateJul 18, 2021
    ISBN9798201868888
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