Fair to Piddling: A Journey Through Midlife in Humorous Verse
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Well, hooray! It's not just you! We're all learning to live with our changing bodies, menopause and an evolving perception of the world around us.
Fair to Piddling is a hilarious collection of verse charting a journey from parenthood to post menopause. While it certainly touches on menopause, it is not entirely about hot flashes, gin and chocolate (I lie, there is a fair bit about chocolate) but rather those moments; unexpected observations and conversations that flavor our experience of midlife.
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Fair to Piddling - Lizzie Nelson
Lisa Nelson
Fair to Piddling
ISBN (Print Edition): 978-1-54399-219-9
ISBN (eBook Edition): 978-1-54399-220-5
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For my mother.
Contents
Introduction
Thirties: Little People
Food Diary
Handbag
Thanks, Kids!
Nano Nanny
It’s Not the End of the World
Let’s Have a Video Chat!
Mom-entary Envy
Deceptions of an Everything’s Yummy Mummy
Craving
Free Sampling at Costco
In (and Out) Parenthesis
Forties: Changes
Possibly Still Good for a Stir Fry
Leaving the House
Let’s Face It
Beards
Toenails
Bra
My Thong Song
Never to Be Said to Her
Hot Love
Insomniaaaargh!
Period Drama
Old Spice
Fifties: Forgetfulness
Climbing the Stairs
Mature TV
Destination
Quest
Map
Big Knickers
Cotton Wool Head
Hairs
Dog Years
Expiry Date
Viking Funeral
Repurposed
Artyfarty
Measured
Acknowledgements
Introduction
Do you find yourself saying, Stop me if I’ve told you this before
? Or, I can’t eat that, it’ll go right through me!
Or even, Hang on, I just need another quick pee.
And especially, What was I just saying?
Then, hello there! We are fellow travelers.
What seemed like a particularly swift journey for me—from the bubbling springs of youth to the estuary of middle age—was actually the happiest. Although it felt shortened by an early menopause, it was made more than tolerable