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Zombie Love: The Do's, Don'ts, and It Depends of Undead Dating
By Jeff Busch
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Just because youre a reanimated corpse doesnt mean you cant fall in love--as this hilarious dating guide parody proves.
Dating is tough, but hooking up when youre undead can be a nightmare. Its hard enough to meet that special something without having to worry about fetid breath, angry mobs, and missing (ahem) appendages. And if you do score a night on the prowl with the zombie of your dreams, youll face all the usual dating concerns, and then some: How soon is too soon to call after a first date? Whats the best cover-up for a shotgun wound: plaster or caulk? And whats the proper dining etiquette when your meal tries to call the authorities?
Filled with insightful advice, tips, quizzes, charts, and more, Zombie Love is sure to help any walking corpse find a soul mate and possibly even a happily ever afterlife.
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