Better Sex Initiative

By Kathrin Pissinger

So it has come to this. You're desperate enough to turn to the lesbians for advice...

Well, you might have thought: Hey, they're women who fuck women, so they should know everything about what women like, right?

Right!

So fear not, my clueless friend, help is afoot. For within these pages you will find the secrets to everlasting sexual bliss, love and a grand, pussy-filled life.

It also contains light doses of Heavy Metal, a random Coldplay reference, Stephen King and a lot of dirty words. If any of these things will give you a rash, you might want to look for a different book.

So. Prick your ears and steer your prick, 'cause I'm only gonna say this once.

Ready? Let's begin!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Kathrin Pissinger
• Release date: Jan 16, 2016
• ISBN: 9788892545397

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Preface

So it has come to this. You're desperate enough to turn to the lesbians for advice...

Well, you might have thought: Hey, they're women who fuck women, so they should know everything about what women like, right?

Right!

So fear not, my clueless friend, help is afoot. For within these pages you will find the secrets to everlasting sexual bliss, love and a grand, pussy-filled life.

It also contains light doses of Heavy Metal, a random Coldplay reference, Stephen King and a lot of dirty words. If any of these things will give you a rash, you might want to look for a different book. Maybe Mating Advice For Little Ponies would be a better choice.

(I just made that up. If there's really a book called Mating Advice For Little Ponies, then I apologize for making fun of it. If there's not, then I totally need to start writing it.)

So. Prick your ears and steer your prick, 'cause I'm only gonna say this once.

Ready? Let's begin!

Shitty lovers

In principle, sex isn't complicated. You get hot, you fuck, you get done with it. It's so simple, in fact, that typically every animal (humans included) are born with the instinctive desire to have sex and the innate knowledge of how to do it. Even if nobody ever would've had the talk with you and by some miraculous turn of fate you never had access to porn, you would still know what to do to hump your way through a fruitful and fertile life.

That doesn't mean you're good at it though. Lovers come in all forms of proficiency,  yourself included. And like anything, when you start out with it, you'll be shit at it. So be prepared to be a shitty lover for a long