The Zombies' Guide to Dining

By Moonfire

Zombies eventually get tired of all brains, all the time. The Zombies’ Guide to Dining moves on to the subject of zombies, classifying their personality types and suggesting recipes for food and drinks that will appeal to their unique anatomies. Whether your preferred dining locale is a fancy restaurant or an informal pub crawl, this guide has all the answers you will need to have a great time. And when the zombie apocalypse finally happens, knowing your way around cooking for these ravenous creatures could prove life-saving.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Moonfire Publishing
• Release date: Mar 17, 2017
• ISBN: 9781370297702

Moonfire

Moonfire (Sheila Marshall) is the founder of Moonfire Publishing and the author of a series of entertaining dining and compatibility guides featuring vampires, zombies and werewolves. The books come complete with colorful and imaginative illustrations, and are full of tasty recipes. These seriously humorous guides combine the art of personality typing and dating advice with a delicious and extensive collection of recipes, including appetizers, undead breads, main courses, sides and decadent desserts.As a small child, her father related how he once spent two and half days traveling by train and singing songs with Bela Lugosi. This adventure captured her imagination, and these books are dedicated to that memory. She is a former Chicago restaurateur and currently a licensed psychologist and social worker, in practice since 1985. She has created therapy programs in creative writing and the arts, and brings her keen insights into personality types to this series of monster dining and dating books.

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The Zombies' Guide to Dining

A Dining, Drinking, and Survival Guide

for Apocalyptic Foodies

COPYRIGHT INFORMATION

Copyright 2017 by Sheila Marshall aka Moonfire.

First ebook edition issued 2017 by Moonfire Publishing.

TABLE OF CONTENTS

Introduction

Recipe Index

Drink Index

Type Index

Survival Tips

Zombie Come-On Lines

Zombie Types

Recipes

INTRODUCTION

The Zombie. Born in mystery and myth; whether created through the magic of a voodoo curse or herbal elixir, this compelling figure of legend, a hodge-podge of multi-schematic scar tissue, has a hidden side that the world has been unaware of – until now.

True, they are the zoner-stoners. They walk, blood-splattered, blemished and blotched, ambling through their undead lives. However, when viewed with a sympathetic eye, the zombie reveals a startlingly beautiful, Picasso-like art form, a gothic composite of struggle, compassion, and passion. Rather than a fearsome thing to be shunned, the discerning partier will be delighted to find that of all the creatures, zombies are the most adaptable, hence they are comfortable residing and playing in a wide variety of environments.

Unlike the solitary vampires and werewolves, zombies are group oriented and are often seen socializing in many and varied eating and drinking establishments. Masters of the bar hop, which in these more enlightened times is called The Crawl, zombies can actually be an exhaustively high energy bunch whose favorite dance move is the Limbo.

So if you’re on a jaunt for a local haunt, expect the living dead to put some life and a little fright into your night. To best enhance your beat up meet up, may we suggest that you select meals that are tasty, quick and easy. If you choose to dine out, pay attention to the chef and servers. They may just be true crypt-creeping connoisseurs. And the bar keep? Well – some things are just dead (undead) give aways.

RECIPE INDEX

Salmon Scream Dream

Trouble and Toil Olive Oil

Tattered Tuna

Tortured Tomato Salsa

Walking Dead Vegetable Dip

Voodoo Bleau Cheese Dip

Swoonin' Onion

Haitian Hot Wings

Zombie Brain-A-Tizer

Evil Scar Nievel Eggs

Graveyard Crypts Corn Chips

Screamin' Demon Drummies

Scariaki Noodles

Smelly Chili

Zombalia

Charred and Scarred Kabobs

Zom Za Thin Crust

Zombie Stare Eclair

Scary Berry Pie

Zombie Eyes Disguise Tapioca Pudding

Key Lime Slime

Gravestone Scones