101 Terrible Zombie Jokes: Plus 13 That Might Actually be Funny

By John Rhea

You've heard of a zombie only a mother could love, well this is a joke book only a dad could love. Well him and all those with refined tastes in fatherly humor. You'll laugh, cry and definitely groan (or is it moan?) at these original, zombie-themed jokes from the braaains behind the Undead Institute.

 

Here's a sample of the horrors you'll find between these pages:

 

What did the zombie say after feasting at the insane asylum?

Tastes like nuts.

 

What do you call a zombie in a pool with no arms or legs?

Bob.

 

What's scarier than a zombie in a clown suit?

Nothing.

 

How would you describe both a zombie ninja and zombie flatulence?

Silent but undeadly.

 

What's the difference between a dad joke and a zombie joke?

The sound: groans versus moans.

 

A vampire, a ghost, and a zombie walk into a bar. A few minutes later, who walks out?

Two zombie vampires and a very lonely ghost.

 

What do you call a horde of bad zombie jokes?

This book.

 

How can you tell if the dealer at your weekly poker game is a zombie?

If he shuffles with his feet.

 

If you don't love this joke book, there's probably something very, very right with you.

• Language: English
• Publisher: John Rhea
• Release date: Nov 12, 2020
• ISBN: 9781393965640

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101 Terrible Zombie Jokes, Plus 13 That Might Actually be Funny

In this book, you’ll find 114 original, terrible zombie jokes. If you like the author’s sense of humor (poor you) and want to learn about building websites, you’ll love his Undead Institute books. Get Punching Zombies: an HTML & CSS Quick-Start Guide for Writers, Editors, and Beginners free with a newsletter signup.

Otherwise, enjoy these miserable excuses for jokes!

What do a zombie and your uncle Steve have in common?

Both have killer breath.

What do zombies call a group of humans in the morning?

Breakfast.

How do you create a zombie?

Make someone binge watch reality TV. Add plague