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    Scooby-Doo Monster Jokes
    Scooby-Doo Monster Jokes
    Scooby-Doo Monster Jokes
    Ebook219 pages47 minutes

    Scooby-Doo Monster Jokes

    By Michael Dahl and Scott Jeralds

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    Who says monsters can't be funny? Scooby-Doo and friends are ready to make you laugh out loud at some of the scariest monsters we know! In this joke book, monsters, aliens, witches, zombies, mummies, goblins, and vampires are the stars of the show. With hilarious illustrations; intriguing back matter (including information on how to best tell a joke); and clever quips, puns, knock-knock jokes, and other funnies from your favorite Scooby characters, you'll have a crowd gathered in no time!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherCapstone Young Readers
    Release dateDec 21, 2015
    ISBN9781496539045
    Scooby-Doo Monster Jokes
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    Michael Dahl

    Michael Dahl is the prolific author of the bestselling Goodnight, Baseball picture book and more than 200 other books for children and young adults. He has won the Association of Educational Publishers Distinguished Achievement Award three times for his nonfiction, a Teachers’ Choice Award from Learning Magazine, and a Seal of Excellence from the Creative Child Awards. Dahl currently lives in Minnesota.

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