Boldly Going: A Practical Guide To First Contact With Alien Species, And How To Have Hot Kinky Sex With Them As Quickly And Safely As Possible: Boldly Going

By David Adams

For as long as mankind has cast their eyes to the stars, knowing that other worlds exist in the vast sea of our universe, we have wondered... are there space-hotties up there, and how can we bang them?

Unfortunately science has not yet answered that first question to our complete satisfaction, but through the power of the Human imagination the answer to the second is now within our grasp. Science Fiction has provided us with a vast array of hypothetical alien species with which to potentially bump uglies with and this book shall explore some of the more popular ones, along with some general advice that's just super useful to know.

If you ever needed someone to tell you not to have sex with a Xenomorph, this is the book for you. Or maybe you were looking for help with wooing a Super Logical Space Elf? Perhaps you saw the Gangster Space Slugs and decided, hey, maybe I'd look good in a slave girl costume? If you've ever needed straight up advice about knocking boots with fictional aliens, well, you've needed this book.

Boldly Going is a funny, lighthearted look at how a particularly amorous spacefaring individual of any gender or sexual preference might go about achieving sexual satisfaction with any alien species. It's designed to make you laugh, and think. Or in some cases... not think.

• Language: English
• Publisher: David Adams
• Release date: Apr 3, 2014
• ISBN: 9781498983235

David Adams

David Adams served as an Officer in the Australian Army Reserve, trained alongside United States Marines Corps and Special Air Services SAS personnel, and served in the A.D.F as a Platoon Commander of Military Police. He has worked alongside Queensland Police Officers and held investigative roles with The Commission for Children and Child Safety.

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Boldly Going

A Practical Guide To First Contact With Alien Species, And How To Have Hot Kinky Sex With Them As Quickly And Safely As Possible

Cover drawn by Nika Lemut

For as long as mankind has cast their eyes to the stars, knowing that other worlds exist in the vast sea of our universe, we have wondered... are there space-hotties up there, and how can I bang them?

Unfortunately science has not yet answered that first question to our complete satisfaction, but through the power of the human imagination the answer to the second is now within our grasp. Science Fiction has provided us with a vast array of hypothetical alien species with which to potentially bump uglies with and this book shall explore some of the more popular ones, along with some general advice that's just super useful to know.

To suggest a new species to add to the book, send an email to [e-mail] with the subject Boldly Going SUGGESTION. If I like it I’ll write it up, add it to a possible sequel and publish it. You’ll get a copy, a mention at the back of the book, and possibly other things too, so there’s... there’s that, I guess.

Whoop de fuck'n do.

Anyway, with that out of the way, onwards, brave heroes and she-roes, and prepare to Boldly Go Where No (Wo)Man Has Ever Gone Before...

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What this book IS...

It’s a funny, lighthearted look at how a particularly amorous spacefaring individual of any gender or sexual preference might go about achieving sexual satisfaction with a variety of alien species. It’s designed to make you laugh, and think. Or in some cases... not think.

It's also something I can brag about down at the pub. When I'm fairly plastered and yammering on to some woman