The 3 Indispensible Rules for Taking Charge: A Reptilian Guide to Personal Finance and World Domination

By Carrie Bailey

"We cannot eradicate the most profound emotional connection between an ape and his ultimate purpose in life. We can only confuse them and divert them from their destiny to achieve our ends."

A little known author seeks advice from one of the world's most powerful men, but instead of getting the canned speech about hard work that she was expecting, she uncovered a secret conspiracy conducted in cold-blood. Intrigued by the reptilian's plan to team up with "hairy little meatbags," they soon begin their endeavor to redistribute the global balance of power.

A tell-all book about the reptilian conspiracy and indispensable guide to world domination...fact or fiction? Whichever, this mysterious overlord has provided all the answers for your most dire megalomania-related needs.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Carrie Bailey
• Release date: Oct 25, 2012
• ISBN: 9781301738168

Carrie Bailey

Carrie Bailey is a dystopian author who lives in New Zealand. She's originally from the Pacific Northwest and started writing stories at age thirty based on the post-apocalyptic games she invented as a child. For fun, she watches sci-fi with her teenage son, drinks a lot of coffee and actively researches new ways to eat pineapple.

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The 3 Indispensable Rules for Taking Charge: A Reptilian Guide to Personal Finances and World Domination

Carrie Bailey

Published by PPM Press at Smashwords

Copyright 2012 Carrie Bailey

ISBN: 9781301738168

All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead or from another planet, cold or warm blooded, is purely coincidental.

Disclaimer: Follow the advice given by the both fictitious and anonymous reptilian author at your own peril. PPM Press accepts no responsibility and endorses no recommendations for anything a human-eating megalomaniac reptile-like alien suggests within this novelette or elsewhere.

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FORWORD

Comparing every leader in your puffy pink population of patsies to pictures of common garden snakes in the hope that you’ll notice similarities won't help you take charge and it won’t bring back your liberty. In truth, you’ll probably just skim across the chapter headings of this book, glean what you can from that and declare yourself knowledgeable. Despite what you’ve heard, knowledge isn’t power without liberty. You apes have excessive knowledge. You know your work schedule for next week, but you probably couldn’t give me a dictionary definition for liberty. Go ahead. Prove me wrong.

Liberty: The state of being free within society from oppressive restrictions imposed by authority on one's way of life.

Don’t blame us if your short lives are devoid of liberty. Your condition reflects your priorities. You know the price of milk, but what is the price of freedom?

About Us

Reptilians. We are the ones you call THEM. We don’t lurk in dark corridors, and for thousands of years, have operated out in the open. I will not be telling you whether Queen Elisabeth II or George Bush, Sr. are members of a dominant non-human species controlling your world and determining the degree of servitude you and every generation after you will endure. I won’t reveal which banks, media, governments or businesses we control. If you didn’t already suspect the answer to that question, you wouldn’t have picked up the book. Facts and knowledge are not what this book is about. It’s about liberty. Reptilians understand liberty. I understand liberty and I assure the information provided in this book is guaranteed

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Foolish.. Even 2 letters for this book are worthless... Here in - I rest my case.