Spiders Inside
By Lacy Lalonde
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Lacy Lalonde’s Spiders Inside is a somewhat unnerving short story collection about our relationship with arachnids.
Lacy Lalonde
Lacy Lalonde is a Maritimer living in Montreal. She owns two tarantulas and in 2012 published a collection of short stories titled, 'Payton's Way and Other Short Stories'. You can follow her on twitter, @lacylalonde, where she promises never to tweet pictures of food.
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Spiders Inside - Lacy Lalonde
Spiders Inside
By Lacy Lalonde
Published by Philistine Press at Smashwords
Copyright 2014 Lacy Lalonde
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Contents
What is There to Fear?
Spider Inside
Home Sweet Home
A Response
Blondi
WHAT IS THERE TO FEAR?
A furry black mass of limbs protrudes and carries itself, hidden within the long legs punctuated by joints and dark fiber like hairs are eight beady eyeballs too dark to reflect light. Distending directly beneath the eyes are two smaller limbs that resemble the tusks of a walrus, and attached to these limbs are two large fangs that secrete venom and digestive juices. The size of their bodies can vary from inconspicuously small and pea like to the dinner plate sized giants of their species. Spun along with our imagination they move pass phobia and become monsters. Stories depict them bigger than cars, travelling together like a pack of wolves but in greater numbers, ghastly like a herd of zombies with an unrelenting desire to feast solely on human juices. They are fast, much smarter than anticipated and can climb anything. Bullets won’t penetrate their tough carapace, their limbs are too strong to break and they’re too quick to evade. Fire is the main defense our subconscious has given us. Like the witches from centuries before, we have decided it is the only thing that can take them down for good. If you find yourself in the unfortunate position of being in the sights of their eight eyeballs with no way out, the only mercy available to you is the speed in which these giant hairy creatures will gather you up to their mouths, breaking your bones as they do, and render you permanently immobile with the deep stabbing of their venomous fangs. Or if smaller, dozens of them will unsuspectingly emerge to cover your entire body, biting and sucking you way past death, until you are empty and your body resembles a human raisin all wrapped up in white.
Outside of our nightmares and fictional adaptations they are less deadly and less crazed for human juices, but no less intimidating. These things are terrifying; people have been brought into shrieking fits or reduced to quibbling blobs when one is simply spotted in their vicinity. Their image has been used throughout humanity and in numerous civilizations for a variety of mythological customs, and with the advent of popular entertainment their menacing appearance and creepy instinctual behavior have been used to scare us. What is not intimidating about a creature that is propelled entirely by the hydraulic power located in each of its eight legs? And that also has eight eyes? Along with a pair of large overhanging fangs that inject both painfully paralyzing venom and a digesting acid that turns the insides of their victims into a liquid substance that can be slurped up as sustenance? A daunting variety of specie types, each with its own personal array of gifts: camouflage, propulsion, speed, aggressiveness, agility, and millions of years of instincts. There is only one species of human left on the planet, and on a physical level there isn’t much going for us defensively. No big teeth or night vision. No super strength or speed. No claws or quills or protective shells. No venoms or poisons or toxins. With no exoskeleton and made mostly out of carbon and water we are possibly less defenseless than the sloth whose sole defense is lack of movement.
In short, don’t make fun of people who are afraid of spiders. It makes sense.
SPIDER INSIDE
I have a spider in my head, and that is not the worst part. The worst part is that I put it there, and the second worst part is that I can feel it walking around up there. I can feel each of its eight legs moving rapidly and casually across the surface of my brain and along the walls of my skull. I saw the spider before it went in so I can picture it perfectly. I imagine it up there, what it could be doing. When I lay down to sleep nestling into my fluffy duck feathered pillow, maybe it nestles itself into the front of my brain, leaning up against the back of my squishy eyeball. Or in the herky jerky motion of my day maybe it sits comfortably amidst the wires of its new web, stretched across the backend of my skull from one side to the other, enjoying the cozy tight space but surely wishing there was a bit more room. I worry over the damage it is causing me, mentally and physically. It can’t be good to constantly be thinking about a spider living inside your skull. Sometimes I sit for hours entranced by my imaginings of what it is doing up there. Who knows how much damage a spider’s leg can be to a receptor in the brain? I doubt that has ever been tested. While I