Holding a damp, slimy and rock hard item up to the camera, I knew it would keep my audience entertained.
‘You’ve got to keep her nice and wet,’ I teased, looking straight into the lens. ‘If it stinks then it’s dead…’
Despite what you may think, I wasn’t being dirty-minded.
I was sharing some advice.
Telling the internet exactly how to keep pet snails – holding my Giant African Land mollusc in prime view.
Plus, living in Munich, Germany, it helped that the word snail was also the same cute nickname for a women’s genitalia, too.
Something that I really played up to in front of my
