Zombie Outbreak Survival: Zombie Hive Incident #83-2005

By Van Allen

Lieutenant Russel Martin served as the Platoon Commander for a zombie outbreak response team deployed to Miercurea-Ciuc, Romania in 2005 and barely survived the incident. In this incident report, retired USMC Captain Van Allen, a special operations trained combat officer, recounts the zombie outbreak response incident, unloads his expert level knowledge of zombie outbreaks, and shares recently declassified information to help you get ready for and survive a zombie apocalypse. Forget most of what you think you know about zombies based on Hollywood movies, TV shows, and video games. What you don’t know will get you and everyone else killed. In this public service announcement, Captain Allen delivers the unfiltered and uncensored harsh reality of surviving a real zombie outbreak. Keep one fact in mind as you read Captain Allen’s PSAs. Surviving a zombie apocalypse is tough, but it’s tougher if you’re stupid. If you want to live, read this, learn this, and ignore most of what you see or read anywhere else, before it’s too late. When the fecal matter impacts the rotating aerial oscillator and you find yourself up to your eyeballs in flesh eating zombies and lunatic apocalypse hooligans, you’ll be glad you took every chance you could to read every one of these definitive zombie apocalypse preparation PSAs you could get your hands on. It’s not too late, yet.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Van Allen
• Release date: Oct 29, 2015
• ISBN: 9781310214424

Van Allen

Van Allen Fiction by Screaming Weasel Productions is my latest work. I'm a former Captain in the US Marines who now writes thrillers and futuristic adventures, including stories with conspiracy theories, alien invasions, space wars, and of course the zombie apocalypse. In my 21-year military career, I developed expertise in both combat training early on and then criminal investigations later on. While in the Marines, I completed a Bachelor's degree in Psychology from Texas A&M University and a Masters in Psychology from The Chicago School of Professional Psychology. Originally from Houston, Texas and currently residing in Frisco, Texas, I fancy myself a secret physics, statistics, and data nerd. I'm also known today for being a part-time tennis strategy and coaching genius...by my kids...sometimes.

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Zombie Outbreak Survival: Zombie Hive Incident #83-2005

Van Allen

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Zombie Outbreak Survival: Zombie Hive Incident #83-2005

FIC028070 FICTION / Science Fiction / Apocalyptic & Post-Apocalyptic

TABLE OF CONTENTS

Title Page

Table of Contents

Introduction

Prologue

Hive Incident Part 1

Hive Incident Part 2

Hive Incident Part 3

Hive Incident FAQs

Afterword: Additional Sample PSA Info

Dedication

About the Author

Introduction

When the fecal matter impacts the rotating aerial oscillator and you find yourself right in the middle of a full-blown Z-virus outbreak, up to your armpits in zombies and crazed survivors, you need to know what to do. That's what I will share in this ongoing series of public service announcements (PSAs). Follow me as I cover real information you will need to survive a real zombie apocalypse.

Who am I?

First of all, I am a certified Texas badass. I’m also a retired Captain of the United States Marine Corps. Oorah! I served on several top-secret zombie outbreak response teams and even commanded a large zombie outbreak response unit stationed at Fort Hood. Today, I’m the local emergency response commander for my zone of the city I live in.

With so much disinformation coming from Hollywood and all the crappy zombie writing you can find on the internet, I wanted to start writing PSAs so you can at least have some hope of surviving a real zombie outbreak. I’m counting on the idea that when more of you survive, it also increases my chances of surviving.

I apologize now if some of what I have to say and write seems a little raw and gritty. I’m not writing this to win a Pulitzer or to impress agents. I’m writing this so it will save your ass and mine when we hit the real no-shit zombie apocalypse grinder.

You need outbreak survival tips, strategies, and tactics. I have it all. All that’s left is the delivery. That’s what I intend to do here, deliver. Pay attention!

Zombie Apocalypse Survival Quotes by Captain Van Allen, USMC:

"Surviving a zombie apocalypse is tough, but it’s tougher if you’re stupid."

"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, unless it’s viral."

"Don’t play with your zombie; it will make you go blind."

"In a zombie outbreak, treat stupid people like you would treat zombies. Avoid them or kill them if they get in your way."

"If you can’t be a badass, then get you some badass friends or be prepared to give up your shit: food, supplies, women, children, your life, your soul, your dignity, anything you care to protect—your shit, to other badasses."

"Zombies don’t kill people and take their shit; people kill people and take their shit."

"In a zombie apocalypse, you need to be prepared to fight the living and the dead, but especially the living."

"In poker, a 9mm beats four aces."

"In a zombie apocalypse, be prepared for assholes. God made a whole lot of them and they always seem to have the most phenomenal immunities to the shittiest situations."

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Prologue

A Z-virus outbreak will start slow then pick up speed. Here's a scenario: Sally works over at the underfunded and understaffed county Medical Examiner's office where 100s of global flu pandemic bodies are starting to stack up. It’s been months since the global pandemic flu outbreak started. Dead bodies started to stack up a month ago. Sally is now used to death. She finds it odd that some of the dead bodies have gunshot holes in their heads and biohazard tags. She catalogues injuries, time/date of arrival, and then moves bodies into the nearly full basement holding area.

She’s dedicated and working hard to do her part to help beat this pandemic event. Today at work, again, she comes in contact with body fluids, again, one way or another and just like every night, she goes home at the end of her long shift exhausted.

At home, she doesn’t feel well, but she dismisses this as fatigue. She settles in for dinner with her family, thanking God that none of them are sick. They share a single MRE together for dinner; 3500 calories split four ways.

The next morning Sally is running a high fever, her eyes are bloodshot, and she knows she’s got the flu, the deadly pandemic flu. She stays home with her family. She spends all day in bed, praying and shivering behind closed doors. She dies in the night and in the morning, her husband who slept on the sofa wakes up to a reanimated Sally chewing on his arm. He screams. The kids come running into the room. They scream. They panic. The dad and the two kids run out of the house and into the streets bleeding from bites. The few survivors in the neighborhood are confused, but not for long.

Sally is a zombie outbreak patient zero. After she was infected by the draining fluids of some other Z-virus infected zombie, she had about 24 more hours to live. After she died in the night, there was about a two-hour window before she reanimated and became a zombie.

Her husband and kids will have similar zombie virus infection symptoms. Within 10 days, 40% of the entire remaining surviving Tri-County region is