Zombie Outbreak Survival: Make America Zombie Free Again

By Van Allen

My fellow American survivors, it's the American election season and change is a comin'. What would the great speeches sound like against the backdrop of a zombie apocalypse? And so, at the risk of what others might think, I thought I would try another speech. Here is the “Make America Great Again” speech, zombified.

Who am I? I’m Captain Allen, USMC, a certified Zombie Outbreak Survival Expert. You already know you can count on me for great zombie apocalypse survival ideas, but I want you to come to me for all your zombie apocalypse and zombie outbreak needs. Of course, survival is my expertise. I promise to continue delivering the survival goods to you as I continue to write. I thought for this PSA, I would take an interesting detour.

Oddly enough, you will see gun control, healthcare, the economy, immigration, political elites, racism, education, and foreign policy all carry very heavy gravitas even in a zombie apocalypse.

If you want the people you love to survive, you'll read my books. If you don't care if they survive, screw 'em...but read my books any way.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Van Allen
• Release date: Jan 2, 2017
• ISBN: 9781370332342

Van Allen

Van Allen Fiction by Screaming Weasel Productions is my latest work. I'm a former Captain in the US Marines who now writes thrillers and futuristic adventures, including stories with conspiracy theories, alien invasions, space wars, and of course the zombie apocalypse. In my 21-year military career, I developed expertise in both combat training early on and then criminal investigations later on. While in the Marines, I completed a Bachelor's degree in Psychology from Texas A&M University and a Masters in Psychology from The Chicago School of Professional Psychology. Originally from Houston, Texas and currently residing in Frisco, Texas, I fancy myself a secret physics, statistics, and data nerd. I'm also known today for being a part-time tennis strategy and coaching genius...by my kids...sometimes.

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Zombie Outbreak Survival: Make America Zombie Free Again

Van Allen

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Allen, Van

Zombie Outbreak Survival: Make America Zombie Free Again/Van Allen

FIC028070 FICTION / Science Fiction / Apocalyptic & Post-Apocalyptic

TABLE OF CONTENTS

Title Page

Introduction

The Speech

Afterword

About the Author

Zombie Outbreak Survival: Make America Zombie Free Again

Introduction

Who am I? I’m Captain Allen, USMC, a certified Zombie Outbreak Survival Expert. You already know you can count on me for great zombie apocalypse survival ideas, but I want you to come to me for all your zombie apocalypse and zombie outbreak needs. Of course, survival is my expertise. I promise to continue delivering the survival goods to you as I continue to write. I thought just for this PSA, I would take another interesting detour.

Just for the sake of curiosity, I recently wondered what some of the Great Speeches would sound like cast against the backdrop of a zombie apocalypse. And so, at the risk of what others might think, I thought I would try another speech. Here is the Make America Great Again speech, zombified.

You can find the original speech on Youtube. Follow me on Facebook and Twitter (Van Allen) for more zombie and other sensational content.

You need outbreak survival tips, strategies, and tactics. I have it all. All that’s left is the delivery. That’s what I intend to do, deliver. Be sure to read