Retrogrades! Conjunctions! Houses! Returns! Seriously, all this astrological movement is enough to make your wig fly right out the window and spin into another dimension. It’s causing quantum chaos. 2023 began with Mercury in retrograde in Capricorn. Those goats, although quite adorable, have unleashed introspective havoc into the queer psyche.
Have you been feeling restless? A little lost? Longing for astronomical abundance, pulsating passion and electrifying exhilaration? If the answer is yes, then it’s time to get to work! Snap out of the familiar funk and dive into the rejuvenating waters of self love.
Here at GAY TIMES HQ, we’ve been philosophising harder than Plato. We’ve shuffled the tarots faster than a feral coyote. We’ve meditated on the highest peak of Mount Olympus and we are ready to gift each zodiac sign with the most deliciously divine wisdom to inspire your year ahead. Take a deep breath, align thy chakras, and buckle up as we blast off to Planet Self.
Aries
Aries, you can be impatient and impulsive. It’s not your fault, you’re the baby of the zodiac so instant gratification is a craving you indulge in. You have a wonderfully expansive brain that is full of self-belief and confidence. The confidence is
