Tilly and Elmer: A Fair Affair

By Gene Clements

Every Summer, Tilly and Elmer attend the county fair, and their favorite fair activity is enjoying a ride on the Ferris Wheel where they reprise the immodest impropriety they couldn’t resist engaging in on this conveyance when they were young lovers. Apparently this somewhat public naughtiness has not gone out of fashion as they interrupt their naughty necking to look down and observe a currently young couple enjoying one another’s company in an even more shocking display of indecorum. You’ll have to read the story to find out how this leads Tilly to find herself alone at the top of the Ferris Wheel with the misbehaving minister, Reverend Goode.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Gene Clements
• Release date: Jul 10, 2019
• ISBN: 9780463839119

Gene Clements

Gene Clements is an artist, architect, and educator. He began the Tilly and Elmer series by writing a couple of paragraphs about a frisky older couple. His friends thought they were funny and wanted to find out what was going to happen if he finished the story. Now they know, for better or worse.Gene grew up in a small town in the Midwest although he now lives in California. He thinks he’s eighteen, but he’s really the same age as Tilly and Elmer. These stories aren’t necessarily autobiographical. Gene knows a lot of interesting people and has a prolific imagination; a dangerous combination.

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Tilly and Elmer

A Fair Affair

Gene Clements

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Gene Clements

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Tilly and Elmer

A Fair Affair

By Gene Clements

This is a work of fiction. Events, places, characters or names are products of the author’s imagination, and any resemblance to actual events, places, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Any references to historical events, places, or real people are used fictitiously.

Copyright 2019 Gene Clements

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Author’s Note:

These fictional stories chronicle the romantic, usually erotic, and almost always humorous, adventures of Tilly and Elmer, a Midwestern couple in their late sixties. They’ve been married for close to fifty years, and would appear to the casual observer to be the definition of an old married couple. But while they ARE a couple, AND married, they don’t consider themselves OLD. In fact, they still feel like teenagers most of the time, although sometimes events remind them that they aren’t quite as athletic, skinny, or flexible, as they were five decades ago. No matter. They try to recapture their youth anyway; and when they can’t quite recapture it, they at least give it a good chase. Along the way, they have some fun and get themselves into, and usually out of, some humorous situations. What they’ve lost over the years in body tone, they have gained in expertise,