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    Tilly and Elmer: Tilly's Afternoon Delight
    Tilly and Elmer: Tilly's Afternoon Delight
    Tilly and Elmer: Tilly's Afternoon Delight
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    Tilly and Elmer: Tilly's Afternoon Delight

    By Gene Clements

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    In this sizzling story of summer in the Midwest, Gene Clements has written the hottest Tilly and Elmer yet. Elmer and his friend Eddie go fishing in hopes of keeping cool on a hot Iowa afternoon, while Tilly plans to enjoy the heat by reading a pornographic novel. Her afternoon gets even hotter when Johnson, a young arborist, comes to trim the oak tree in her backyard. Tilly's offer of a cool gin and tonic fails to cool things off, and by the end of the afternoon, things have gotten hotter, wetter, and stickier than she expected. Not that she has any complaints, at least until the morning after, when she has to replant the bed of maidenhair ferns next to the garage.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherGene Clements
    Release dateFeb 13, 2014
    ISBN9781310212703
    Tilly and Elmer: Tilly's Afternoon Delight
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    Gene Clements

    Gene Clements is an artist, architect, and educator. He began the Tilly and Elmer series by writing a couple of paragraphs about a frisky older couple. His friends thought they were funny and wanted to find out what was going to happen if he finished the story. Now they know, for better or worse.Gene grew up in a small town in the Midwest although he now lives in California. He thinks he’s eighteen, but he’s really the same age as Tilly and Elmer. These stories aren’t necessarily autobiographical. Gene knows a lot of interesting people and has a prolific imagination; a dangerous combination.

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      Tilly and Elmer - Gene Clements

      Tilly and Elmer

      Tilly's Afternoon Delight

      Gene Clements

      Tilly and Elmer

      Tilly's Afternoon Delight

      By Gene Clements

      This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and events are products of the author’s imagination, and any resemblance to actual events, places, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Any references to historical events, real people, or places are used fictitiously.

      Copyright 2014, 2015 Gene Clements

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      Author’s Note:

      These fictional stories chronicle the usually erotic, and almost always humorous, adventures of Tilly and Elmer, a Midwestern couple in their late sixties. They’ve been married for close to fifty years, and would appear to the casual observer to be the definition of an old married couple. But while they ARE a couple, AND

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