Tilly and Elmer FlashbackX (7) - Emission Accomplished

By Gene Clements

In the Tilly and Elmer FlashbackX series, our favorite sexagenarians describe, in sometimes hilarious and sometimes scandalous detail, their slow motion coming of age in the Midwest in the early sixties. From their clumsy first date to the first time they go “all the way” (on the second try), you’ll gasp at Elmer’s inexperience, smile at Tilly’s (real or faked?) innocence, and perhaps shed a tear of recognition at the blundering beauty of their first time.
Tilly knows that men ejaculate something when they reach a climax, but she has no idea what that might be like. Her mother has described it as a man’s “seed” but that doesn’t make much sense. She’s anxious to find out what it’s all about, and she knows Elmer will enjoy it. Elmer, on the other hand, knows how explosive it can be and he’s afraid Tilly will find it disgusting. He can’t hold off forever though, and both of them find the result surprising.

‘Tilly started to laugh. “I just remembered something funny. After we had calmed down, and finished kissing, which took quite a while, we both had to pee. We got out of the truck, I think I was in my bra and panties and I know you had nothing on but a shirt with wet spots all over it, and, even though it was pretty dark out, you went behind a bush and I walked 50 feet away and squatted behind a tree. I remember, even at the time, thinking how stupid it was that I was outside in the middle of the night in my underwear, with your semen dripping from my hair, and I was too shy to let you see me urinating even in the dark.”’

• Language: English
• Publisher: Gene Clements
• Release date: Jul 31, 2014
• ISBN: 9781311402479

Gene Clements

Gene Clements is an artist, architect, and educator. He began the Tilly and Elmer series by writing a couple of paragraphs about a frisky older couple. His friends thought they were funny and wanted to find out what was going to happen if he finished the story. Now they know, for better or worse.Gene grew up in a small town in the Midwest although he now lives in California. He thinks he’s eighteen, but he’s really the same age as Tilly and Elmer. These stories aren’t necessarily autobiographical. Gene knows a lot of interesting people and has a prolific imagination; a dangerous combination.

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Emission Accomplished

Tilly and Elmer FlashbackX

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Emission Accomplished

Tilly and Elmer FlashbackX

Book 7

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This is a work of fiction. Events, places, characters or names are products of the author’s imagination, and any resemblance to actual events, places, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Any references to historical events, places, or real people are used fictitiously. All characters depicted in this work of fiction are 18 years of age or older.

Copyright 2014, 2015 Gene Clements

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Author’s Note:

These fictional stories chronicle the romantic, usually erotic, and almost always humorous, adventures of Tilly and Elmer, a Midwestern couple in their late sixties. They’ve been married for close to fifty years, and would appear to the casual observer to be the definition of an old married couple. But while they ARE a couple, AND married, they don’t consider themselves OLD. In fact, they still feel like teenagers most of the time, although