Tilly and Elmer FlashbackX (4) - The Breast Laid Plans

By Gene Clements

If you’ve read any of the short stories in the Tilly and Elmer series, you may have wondered how much more adventuresome Tilly and Elmer must have been as teenagers. Now it can be revealed! In the Tilly and Elmer FlashbackX series, our favorite sexagenarians describe, in sometimes hilarious and sometimes scandalous detail, their slow motion coming of age in the Midwest in the early sixties. From their clumsy first date to the first time they go “all the way” (on the second try), you’ll gasp at Elmer’s inexperience, smile at Tilly’s (real or faked?) innocence, and perhaps shed a tear of empathy at the blundering beauty of their first time.

Book4, The Breast Laid Plans, follows Elmer's carefully worked out plan for removing Tilly's bra and delighting her with a "massage". Not all plans work perfectly though, and this one runs into two problems.

Elmer drove by Old Man Smith's farmhouse and turned right at the crossroads. Before long he slowed down, turned off his headlights, and turned into the short driveway leading to the lane behind the hedgerow.
"Elmer, where are you taking me?" asked Tilly, with a distinct lack of concern.
"I thought you might like to go apple picking. You know, just like Adam and Eve."
"There won't be any apples on these trees for six more months, Elmer!" Tilly pointed out.
"Well, I guess we'll just have to think of something to do while we're waiting then, won't we?"

• Language: English
• Publisher: Gene Clements
• Release date: Jul 7, 2014
• ISBN: 9781310275968

Gene Clements

Gene Clements is an artist, architect, and educator. He began the Tilly and Elmer series by writing a couple of paragraphs about a frisky older couple. His friends thought they were funny and wanted to find out what was going to happen if he finished the story. Now they know, for better or worse.Gene grew up in a small town in the Midwest although he now lives in California. He thinks he’s eighteen, but he’s really the same age as Tilly and Elmer. These stories aren’t necessarily autobiographical. Gene knows a lot of interesting people and has a prolific imagination; a dangerous combination.

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The Breast Laid Plans

Tilly and Elmer FlashbackX

Book 4

Gene Clements

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The Breast Laid Plans

Tilly and Elmer FlashbackX

Book 4

Gene Clements

This is a work of fiction. Events, places, characters or names are products of the author’s imagination, and any resemblance to actual events, places, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Any references to historical events, places, or real people are used fictitiously. All characters depicted in this work of fiction are 18 years of age or older.

Copyright 2014, 2015 3rd Edition Gene Clements

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Author’s Note

The Breast Laid Plans, Tilly and Elmer FlashbackX - Book 4

About the Author

More About Tilly and Elmer

Other Titles in the Tilly and Elmer FlashbackX Series

Other Tilly and Elmer Titles

Author’s Note:

These fictional stories chronicle the romantic, usually erotic, and almost always humorous, adventures of Tilly and Elmer, a Midwestern couple in their late sixties. They’ve been married for close to fifty years, and would appear to the casual observer to be the definition of an old married couple. But while they ARE a couple, AND married, they don’t consider themselves OLD. In fact, they still feel like