Everything I know about sex, I learnt from fanfic

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There are three important life lessons I’ve learnt from fan fiction. The first is being able to decide if I like a story 10 words in. Second; any scene with two characters slow dancing to ‘Can’t Help Falling In Love’ with their heads resting on each other’s shoulders at 3AM is guaranteed to make you cry. Third; it’ll teach you everything there is to know about sex.

Sure school teaches you the basics, like peen in vagine equals bebe, condoms are important, how to make sure you