Tilly and Elmer: Snug as Two Bugs
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Tilly and Elmer like to spice up their love life now and then with a mildly risky romp, but their decision to enjoy a quickie before their guests arrive cuts the margin of safety just a little too close for comfort this time.
Gene Clements
Gene Clements is an artist, architect, and educator. He began the Tilly and Elmer series by writing a couple of paragraphs about a frisky older couple. His friends thought they were funny and wanted to find out what was going to happen if he finished the story. Now they know, for better or worse.Gene grew up in a small town in the Midwest although he now lives in California. He thinks he’s eighteen, but he’s really the same age as Tilly and Elmer. These stories aren’t necessarily autobiographical. Gene knows a lot of interesting people and has a prolific imagination; a dangerous combination.
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Tilly and Elmer - Gene Clements
Tilly and Elmer
Snug as Two Bugs
Gene Clements
Tilly and Elmer
Snug as Two Bugs
By Gene Clements
This is a work of fiction. Events, places, characters or names are products of the author’s imagination, and any resemblance to actual events, places, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Any references to historical events, places, or real people are used fictitiously.
Copyright 2017 Gene Clements
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