Tilly and Elmer: June Monsoon

By Gene Clements

Tilly and Elmer have been married nearly fifty years, and by now their holiday celebrations typically conform to long-standing traditions. This is especially true for major holidays such as June 14th, “National Bourbon Day”! They have learned by trial and error that the festivities should begin with the “Celebration” and that they should save the consuming of whisky until afterward. The rainy weather threatens at first to dampen their preferred plans, but after fifty years together, they’ve learned to adapt their affection to the situation. “Bottoms up!”

• Language: English
• Publisher: Gene Clements
• Release date: May 8, 2019
• ISBN: 9780463764848

Gene Clements

Gene Clements is an artist, architect, and educator. He began the Tilly and Elmer series by writing a couple of paragraphs about a frisky older couple. His friends thought they were funny and wanted to find out what was going to happen if he finished the story. Now they know, for better or worse.Gene grew up in a small town in the Midwest although he now lives in California. He thinks he’s eighteen, but he’s really the same age as Tilly and Elmer. These stories aren’t necessarily autobiographical. Gene knows a lot of interesting people and has a prolific imagination; a dangerous combination.

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Tilly and Elmer

June Monsoon

Gene Clements

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Gene Clements

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Tilly and Elmer

June Monsoon

By Gene Clements

This is a work of fiction. Events, places, characters or names are products of the author’s imagination, and any resemblance to actual events, places, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Any references to historical events, places, or real people are used fictitiously.

Copyright 2019 Gene Clements

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Author’s Note:

These fictional stories chronicle the romantic, usually erotic, and almost always humorous, adventures of Tilly and Elmer, a Midwestern couple in their late sixties. They’ve been married for close to fifty years, and would appear to the casual observer to be the definition of an old married couple. But while they ARE a couple, AND married, they don’t consider themselves OLD. In fact, they still feel like teenagers most of the time, although sometimes events remind them that they aren’t quite as athletic, skinny, or flexible, as they were five decades ago. No matter. They try to recapture their youth anyway; and when they can’t quite recapture it, they at least