Cartratina Black and Apple Brown: A Love so Strong It Stood Around
By Dawn Jones
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Dawn Jones
My name is Dawn Jones and I was born and raised in Philadelphia Pennsylvania. I had always had an interest in love and romance, I mean true romance with a little humor and excitement to boot. My main goal is to get you to see yourself through my stories and hopefully relate, or know someone who can possibly relate. I am thirty six years old but look more like twenty possibly eighteen so I’ve been told a lot. I have three beautiful children ranging from eighteen, nine and eight. I have a wonderful, supportive loving husband and I have a mother who’s by the way is a Reverend/Evangelist. My mother’s name is Reverend Emmaline Jones. I’ve been raised in the church all my life and always had a Christian upbringing from my mother. I write what everyone else is afraid to write. I write the truth of what’s said in relationships. I write how someone gets hurt when their heart gets broken. I write about ghetto black love as it is portrayed in some cases, not most but some although my stories are mostly fiction it can relate to some instances you find yourself or someone you know going through, and if it do than I do believe I have done my job as a good and insightful writer to entertain you and move you while you take this journey into an imaginative place of love, sex, murder, adulterous chaotic, and stormy romance, but however you can relax because in my stories the storms don’t last forever there’s always a rainbow at the end of the tunnel that’s straight up for sure.
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Cartratina Black and Apple Brown - Dawn Jones
CARTRATINA
BLACK
AND APPLE
BROWN
32738.pngA LOVE SO STRONG IT STOOD AROUND
A FUNNY BLACK COMEDY LOVE STORY AMONGST THE SPECIFIC FEW IN OTHER WORDS JUST BETWEEN US TWO
DAWN UNIQUE JONES
Copyright © 2014 by Dawn Unique Jones.
All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system, without permission in writing from the copyright owner.
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to any actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.
Rev. date: 03/05/2014
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CONTENTS
DEDICATIONS
ACKNOWEDGEMENTS
INTRODUCTION
INTRODUCTION
EPISODE ONE
CHAPTER ONE
CHAPTER TWO
CHAPTER THREE
CHAPTER FOUR
CHAPTER FIVE
CHAPTER SIX
CHAPTER SEVEN
CHAPTER EIGHT
AUTHOR BIOGRAPHY
DEDICATIONS
I would like to dedicate this book to my family. My children, mother and husband. Thanks for believing in my vision and dreams. Thank you Virgil for being a good cousin almost like a brother. You’ve been there for my family in the time of crisis and I won’t forget. In fact I haven’t that’s why I dedicate this to you as well. Thanks for always looking out. Thank you aunt Freida for being there as well for my mom and for the boys as well as your loving niece that would be me in fact you’re just always there for the entire family. I will always be greatful for that… .
ACKNOWEDGEMENTS
I would like to acknowledge a few family and friends whom made me feel like I was good at what I do. Who inspired me to not sit on my writing abilities but take it to a higher level.
I would like to thank Derick for believing in me. I want to give a shot out to Kelly, Mya, Mrs. Jeannette you guys are hilarious when we just hang from time to time. I like to give a shot out to my girl Dana aka Da-da. Nell, Mrs. Terese, Mrs. Gloria, Mrs. Dot Mrs. Bonnie and Mr. Art you’ve guys been like a family to me and I really appreciate that. I would like to acknowledge my neighbor Mrs. Davis for looking out for my boys when me and my husband be at work. I like to give a special shot out to my daughter for keeping things real with me and to (G) for holding me down. I would like to acknowledge my teachers Professor Leauby my business accounting teacher, Professor Stefan my Philosophy teacher and my Advisor Jim Rooks at Lassalle University. Thanks a lot guys. I also want to thank my haters because without them I wouldn’t want to dedicate myself to rise higher to the top; or even at least try. Without you guys there wouldn’t be a need to try harder because we wouldn’t have no one to give us that special edge like haters do. So thank you guys too . . . .
THE THINGS IN THIS BOOK IS ONLY MAKE BELIEVE THIS IS NOT BASED ON ANY ONE’S PERSONAL LIFE SO IF YOU FEEL LIKE THIS RELATES TO YOU THAN I HAVE DONE MY JOB AS A GOOD INSIGHTFUL WRITER… THANK YOU FANS AND KEEP BELIEVING. THIS IS WHAT MAKES POSSIBILITIES COME TRUE
INTRODUCTION
Cartratina Black:
Hello my viewers and listeners my name is Cartratina Black and my man is Apple Brown. I’ll admit he’s a fool, most definitely a clown, but with his beautiful butter scotch ivory skin, his sex appeal definitely wins me over again and again. I love his sensual, creamy, chocolate features you see; which makes this love affair more precious and desirable to me. Whatever the case my nigga has good damn taste to pick me to be his truly one and only mate. Yeah that nigga definitely have this case, as for my pussy it would be the more, sweeter for him to taste.
This love affair gets really explicit I’m sure you’ll see. So take this remote away from all underage adults that’s not ready for me. Now my man his name is Apple Brown I had told you before he is a clown. He’s crazy as hell you shall all come to see. His mission is to try to score on all the young lovely ladies that will come to be. Truly… . Now don’t get me wrong, that is my man but we come to blows again and again. I am on a mission to let him know all of my heart felt conditions. If that includes tasting me in or eating me out there would be no doubt his ass would appreciate what I’m all about. So please don’t get offended this is just a stupid funny comedy that has me well blended.
Before this is all over every one shall come to agree, that I’m the salt to his edge, the sunshine to his morning and the stack in his bread. I make his day when he’s around. I’ll also give him head when he’s putting the shit down. He likes what I’m giving to him and definitely likes what I’m about. I see no reason for his ass to already be turned the fuck out, but every now and then he thinks he can play on me and win. Yes indeed we come to meet and work together on this show of ours called Seductive Ways in which,
Who the Hell Would Be the First to Play?" Oh indeed most definitely yes, this is not a joke if you need to test. Release and relate than take a muthafucking break. Our love affair is crazy and so surreal it test the boundaries of one’s sex appeal. As our romance grows stronger the issues get deeper and longer. He’ll