The Muckers

By Bill Thornborough

A story about two ladies who decided to start a small business and the adventures they encountered along the way.

• Language: English
• Publisher: AuthorHouse UK
• Release date: Feb 14, 2013
• ISBN: 9781481784245

Bill Thornborough

“My name is Bill Thornborough born 25th Jan 1950. Builder, HGV driver now retired and trying my hand at writing. The picture best depicts my writing style, sort of laid back.”

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2013 by Bill Thornborough. All rights reserved.

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Published by AuthorHouse 02/11/2013

ISBN: 978-1-4817-8425-2 (sc)

ISBN: 978-1-4817-8424-5 (e)

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The Mucker’s live in a picturesque semi rural village in Lancashire, the head of the household ‘Lord Muck’ is a successful business man and runs a small engineering company from a factory unit on the local industrial estate situated close to the town centre, the business has done very well over the last ten years and affords Lord Muck a very good lifestyle which makes the family very happy indeed especially his wife ‘Lady Muck’, they live in a newly built four bed detached house situated at the head of a cul-de-sac, they have two children ‘little mucker one’ a sixteen year old girl and ‘little mucker two’ an eleven year old boy.

Sunday is Lord Muck’s day to relax after a hard weeks work and today was no exception, it was a beautiful sunny morning, he and Lady Muck had rose fairly early and after a traditional full English breakfast they relaxed in the conservatory still in their dressing gowns, little mucker two was also up and already busy washing his dad’s car, just one of his weekly chores to earn his pocket money but this was his favourite job, he is a very well behaved boy but can be mischievous, he was just hosing the car down as he spotted Miss Fancy Pants from number twenty two heading towards their house, she is Lady Mucks friend and a regular visitor, as she passed the car he raised the hose pipe and sprayed her, You little mucker she shrieked That waters freezing she hurried off to the rear of the house leaving little mucker two giggling, as she reached the conservatory the door was open so she walked straight in, That little mucker’s just sprayed me all over with the hose she shouted, Lord Muck raised his head over his newspaper to look at Miss Fancy Pants, his face reddened, the skimpy white top she was wearing had become almost invisible revealing her delightful breasts with pert little nipples standing to attention as a result of the cold water, on seeing the expression on her husband’s face Lady Muck grabbed a cardigan that was draped over the back of a chair and threw it over the shoulders of Miss Fancy Pants and started buttoning it up before she had a chance to get her arms in the sleeves, Lord Muck folded his newspaper and threw it on the table showing his disappointment at the sudden end to the peep show, he raised to his feet saying Time to get dressed I think and headed off into the house, the two ladies looked at each other and giggled, Lady Muck shouted Have a cold shower while you’re up there, they giggled again then sat down on the sofa and got down to the more serious stuff, the local gossip, which of course was the reason for Miss Fancy Pants visit.

Lord Muck ignored the comment about the cold shower he’d already showered earlier anyway, on entering the bedroom he slipped off his dressing gown and walked over to the window wearing just his boxer shorts, he gazed through the window, this was his favourite spot in the whole house, from here he could see all the other houses in the cul-de-sac, it gave him a feeling of power, lord over all he surveyed, he glanced down at number twenty two and smiled as he thought of those pert little nipples again but the smile soon left his face as he remembered her husband Jack the Lad who was his best pal, feeling a little guilty he dressed and headed out of the bedroom as he closed the door another door opened just along the landing and Little Mucker one emerged, About time you got up you lazy mucker he shouted Yeah whatever she replied and headed for the bathroom.

Lord Muck walked into the large kitchen dining room sat at the table and opened the laptop he used for business, Lady Muck was preparing to load the washing machine at the far side of the kitchen, Miss Fancy Pants left early didn’t she he said Well she had to put some dry clothes on she replied, Lord Muck grinned oh yes. Lady Muck dragged the laundry basket over to the machine, I’ve been thinking she said as she started to loading the washing We could do with a new telly Lord Muck peered over the top of the computer just as she reached down into the basket and noticed her skirt riding up her thigh’s, she had a beautiful figure for a thirty seven year old mother of two, There’s nothing wrong with the telly we’ve got he said No but Miss Fancy Pants has just bought a new forty eight inch wide screen she replied And ours is really ancient just as he was going to reply with a resounding no she bent over again reaching right to the bottom of the basket his face flushed as her skirt rode up revealing her backside and the skimpy little black thong she was wearing, he couldn’t help shouting out Yes, yes she turned round looking rather surprised, Great lets go down the retail park then she said excitedly, he pondered for a few moments and realized there was no point in arguing and decided to turn the situation to his own advantage saying let’s go upstairs and discuss it grinning as he spoke, quick as a flash she was heading for the stairs, he calmly