Girlfriends Undressed: romance
By Pantson Fire
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The romantic fantasy autobiographies of Pantson Fire's favorite girlfriends, times five. According to Pants, "They were all good girls, and I didn't deserve any of them."
Pantson Fire
When Pantson Fire first started publishing his books, he benefitted from some amazing coincidences, like when a horse named Pants On Fire (Rosie Napravnik up) ran in the Kentucky Derby. He has had an up and down career, such as when his Canadian publisher went out of business.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Pantson Fire is full of surprises--kind of a lighthearted romantic, falling on his face, yet gets up and gallops away to his next date. Recommended.
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Girlfriends Undressed - Pantson Fire
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Girlfriends Undressed
Girlfriends Undressed
By: Pantson Fire
Copyright © MMXXIV by J. J. Brearton
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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual events, or persons living or dead, is coincidental, unintended, and would be amazing.
I highly recommend this. Pantson Fire has really outdone himself in his fantastic book, ‘Girlfriends Undressed.’
—Mark Twain
I
Side Effects
Ricky, Ricky, Ricky—your double life is surely a problem. What were you thinking? Running for office? How absurd. You need to be popular for that. Of course, you overlooked that. It flew under your radar. Maybe you underlooked it.
Ricky needed some therapy—some guidance and advice. Wait—he got a lot of that. Plenty of people were lined up to tell him what to do. No, that wasn't it.
The fatal flaw—or merely, the disabling flaw—the congenital flaw—the chronic flaw—the flaw flaw—that's what needed correcting.
Smooth out the ripples in the personality—the jagged edges in his interpersonal relationships—that's what he needed.
Why? You only had to look at Ricky to know.
Not only did he overload on affectation; he had a birthmark—a reddish Empire State Building on the left side of his face.
All his life was dedicated to overcoming this—to forget about it—and yes, he was doing well—so well, he decided, against all odds, to run for office.
Just by chance, his party was so desperate for candidates, they took him on, and after all, his uncle, with all his birthmarkless appeal, had been a minor functionary in the party for years.
But now—the horrible, horrible thing—the unthinkable happened. His birthmark started to move—just when he started his campaign.
He knew. He knew it was moving. He had stared at it each morning, hoping it would go away—all these 31 years.
But now it was moving.
What would he do?
Sandra,
he said to his sister, which was