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    Holiday Jokes
    Holiday Jokes
    Holiday Jokes
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    Holiday Jokes

    By Edward Phillips

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    A collection of jokes with a holiday theme from Edward Phillips:

    Office manager: ‘Will you ever forget that marvellous weekend we spent in Paris?’
    Secretary: ‘How much are you offering?’

    ‘We are now passing one of the biggest breweries in Ireland,’ announced the guide on a coach trip.
    ‘Why?’ protested a voice from the back

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperCollins UK
    Release dateOct 20, 2016
    ISBN9780008191948
    Holiday Jokes
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    Edward Phillips

    Edward Phillips, M.D. is Assistant Professor of Physical Medicine and Rehabilitation at Harvard Medical School and Director of Outpatient Medical Services of the Spaulding Rehabilitation Hospital Network in Boston, Massachusetts. Dr. Phillips founded and directs The Institute of Lifestyle Medicine (ILM) in the Department of Physical Medicine and Rehabilitation at Harvard Medical School, www.instituteoflifestylemedicine.org. He has appeared on national media including Good Morning America, ESPN radio, and in Time Magazine.

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