The Monaco Grand Prix
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They say that truth is stranger than fiction.
This hilarious true short story, won't take you long to read, but it all actually happened.
If you've ever wanted to be wisked away on a hilarious, slighty drunken, crazy weekend, fly into town on a helicopter, meet wonderful interesting people, drink lots of French wine, wake up in a strange woman's apartment, party around the clock all while watching the F1 Grand Prix, then this short story is for you.
An ideal read for a train journey or for the daily commute!
Cameron Thompson
Cameron Thompson is in his early 50's and lives in a 400 year old cottage in South East England with his wife, three children & three cats! Cameron has tended to write mainly, true, short stories about his life, either growing up, or usually hilarious things that have happened to him over the years. His first true short story is "A weekend at the Monaco Grand Prix" He has just published a collection of hilarious true short Stories entitled 'Growing up in the 70's' which takes you from his very first memories to age 25. He has written several more short stories that he intends to publish here on Smashwords over the next few weeks / months Cameron's writing style is heavily influenced by his favourite all time Author Ernest Hemmingway! He doesn't tend to go for flowery descriptions, however he writes the story so you are gripped, and feel like you actually lived the experience yourself!
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The Monaco Grand Prix - Cameron Thompson
A Weekend at the Monaco Grand Prix
Cameron Thompson
Published by Cameron Thompson]
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Copyright 2013 Cameron Thompson
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It was 9.15am on a hot summer’s day in England. In fact, it had been the hottest spring and early summer for over 350 years. I was just having my morning breakfast of two boiled eggs, a slice of toast and a nice cup of tea, when the phone rang un-expectantly. It was my favourite cousin. Cameron
he bellowed in characteristic fashion What the hell are you doing
he barked some more I'm having my breakfast
I replied bemused. Well get your arse down here to Monaco at Once