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    The Case Of The Safe
    The Case Of The Safe
    The Case Of The Safe
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    The Case Of The Safe

    By Mark Mueller

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    Rhys Murdock is an unconventional goofball police detective who solves the case of a convenience store theft.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMark Mueller
    Release dateSep 2, 2017
    ISBN9781370611492
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      The Case Of The Safe - Mark Mueller

      The Case of the Safe

      By Mark Mueller

      It was my day off and I was bored. It was one of those days where I had nothing better to do than to watch the walls melt and wait for something to happen. My name is Rhys Murdock. I’m a senior detective with the Blair County Sheriff’s department. Not a bad job, considering we’re out in the sticks. Excitement is often hard to come by in these parts.

      I was sitting in my Center Street apartment, which I share with my cat. My feet were up on the desk and I was smoking a Cuban cigar I had resurrected from the waste can.

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