Pumpkin Spice Lattefah
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A black chick wakes up from a twelve year coma thinking she's a thirty-four year old white woman named Rebecca. It's autumn, and beautiful out. Sweater weather? Sweater weather.
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Pumpkin Spice Lattefah - Ashley Bradley
Pumpkin Spice Lattefah
Ashley Bradley
Lattefah was walking home from Tae Bo class at the Y when she spotted the star of her favorite movie, Holes, coming out of a corner store, drinking a Canada Dry ginger ale out of a brown paper bag like it was a 40, and not something people typically drink to soothe upset stomachs.
Oh my god, Shia LaBeouf!
Lattefah screamed, running over to him with her flip phone, even though she had already exercised for the day. Shia LaBeouf was worth one more exercise.
I'm probably like your number seventy-third fan!
Lattefah gleamed, pushing up on Shia, who smelled like steak and onions.
I'm busy,
Shia LaBeouf said as he pulled out a bag of candy corn and began to one by one drop them into his ginger ale. Is anyone surprised that Shia LaBeouf, star of Holes, is one of those garbage candy corn lovers? No.
Okay, but can I just get one pic?! Pretty please?!
Lattefah begged. Due to her workout from Tae Bo and all the polyester and spandex she was rocking, she, too, smelled like steak and onions. But what was Shia's excuse, hmm?
I'm not really in the mood for that right now,
2004 version Shia said as if it were 2016 post-all those shitty Transformers movies version Shia?? Like had Constantine even happened yet??
But you're so cute for a white boy! All my girlfriends think you're cute even though you look like you drink Pepto-Bismol for a snack, like just to have as a refreshing mid-afternoon beverage. Lemme get a pic so I can prove to them I met you, they'll never belie--
Shia LaBeouf pushed Lattefah in front of an incoming bus. A male bystander who witnessed the act decided to yell, Yo, did Shia LaBeouf just push that bitch in front of a bus?!
, and then there was a crowd. This allowed Shia