Pop Tarts: Volume 2
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Flamboyant, tri-sexual pop star Felix's life is a glorified hot mess. He was lead singer of 80s band ‘Tequila Sun’, but since their break-up, his life has gone nowhere fast. To win another 15 minutes of fame he has to reform the band. The only problem is they hate each other. Everybody loves a flashback to the 80s, but can Felix pull off the impossible and get back to the Top of the Pop Tarts? PLEASE NOTE: this is volume 2 of a 3 part novella trilogy.
Brian Lovestar
From an early age all Brian Lovestar wanted to do was write. On school break up Friday when all the other kids took toys into school to play with, he took a notepad and pen and wrote short stories.Then he got a real job, a social life, started travelling and put his passion on hold for a while. But eventually his creative juices could no longer be stifled.
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Pop Tarts - Brian Lovestar
Pop Tarts
Part 2
By
Brian Lovestar
Copyright © 2015
www.brianlovestar.com
Introduction
Brian Lovestar has always loved a flashback to the 80s and by creating ‘Pop Tarts’ he has done exactly that. So join him as he reunites 80s pop favourites Tequila Sun in the second of a series of retro pop satire and enjoy volume 2.
Legal Notes
First published in Great Britain in 2015.
Brian Lovestar has asserted his right under the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988 to be identified as the author of this work.
This is a book of fiction and, except in the case of historical fact, any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
No part of this publication may be reproduced without the prior consent of the copyright holder.
Cover image by MILA Zed @ Shutterstock
Copyright © 2015 Brian Lovestar
All rights reserved.
Previously in Pop Tarts…
Felix won the reality TV show ‘I’m a Has Been, Please Don’t Feed Me to the Lions’ but then discovered that in order to retain his re-found 15 minutes of fame, he had to reform the 80s pop band that made him a star ‘Tequila Sun’. The only problem was they hadn’t spoken in over 20 years and generally hated each other.
Despite his best efforts, it looked like he was going to have to go it alone, until the other band members turned up to surprise him in a reunion gig at the eleventh hour.
Holly Wood and Cherry Fontaine are still at war with each other, but Rhino Zagreb is a changed man and is trying to play peacemaker.
Felix still has a thing for Holly and Holly has something for him too: a 24 year old daughter he never knew about… one whom he might just have accidentally slept with!
Cherry is embracing her ‘heritage’ as a hermaphrodite and relishing the spotlight. The bands comeback single has just been released. Felix has been arrested for ‘romancing’ a waxwork dummy.
And just who is Rhino Zagreb?
Chapter 13. (Doppelganger)
So Rhino Zagreb is a changed man. In the 80s he was aloof and an unknown commodity. A man plucked from obscurity to bang a cymbal and mime next to three complete strangers for four years, nearly 30 years ago. A tagalong on a wild ride he didn’t really participate in.
FFWD to present day and he is unrecognisable, some might say literally as no-one can really remember what he looked like.
There is a vague resemblance. The only trouble is he also happens to have a complete