Pimped to Satan

By Joslyn Corvis

Horror at its raunchiest!
Story by Joslyn Corvis
Cover art by Dan Dillard

Pimped to Satan (Unofficial title: "Brosmary's Baby")

"I probably would've called the story "Brosmary's Baby" if I had to choose a name, but that's just because it strikes me as funny."---from reader Ed Rendon

Phil answers an orgy party invite on Gregslist, but what he thinks is going to be a night of complete sexual debauchery turns into an experience that will change his life forever.

Not long after the party, the smells at Phil’s fast-food job, as well as other aromas, start to trigger his gag-reflex, leaving him in a constant state of nausea. His best friend and roommate, Manny, becomes concerned and makes him see a doctor, but with Phil having no insurance he has no choice but to seek help from Ned, a schoolmate since Kindergarten who is now a doctor. Although Phil is hesitant to ask for Ned’s expertise after victimizing him with childish prank after prank, even years after high school, he is also just that desperate.

New to the medical field, Ned was still in the habit of consulting with his father, also a doctor, before treating a patient, but this time he had to use his own medical knowledge to figure out what’s wrong with Phil. He runs the simplest test he can think of to find a possible cause for Phil’s perpetual stomach ailment: An ultrasound. Ned’s diagnosis? “It’s a...baby?”

But it’s not just any baby. This baby appears to have a tail. And horns. And cloven feet. Phil has been PIMPED TO SATAN.

Read on as the awkwardly homoerotic, yet touchingly sweet, relationship between Phil and Manny blossoms as they go through the ups and downs of Phil’s Devil-Baby pregnancy together. It’s a horrorifically heartwarming story about Bromance and the unconditional love a new parent holds for their child...Even if that child is the spawn of Satan.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Joslyn Corvis
• Release date: Jul 25, 2020

Joslyn Corvis

I'm Joslyn, and I have a penchant for horror! When I was in school, it was hard for me to find the types of books that *I* wanted to read. So I hope to inspire kids to read by writing the kinds of things I would have liked reading in my youth. I am working on getting a series published called Forever Gothic, but until then, I'm finding enjoyment just working on smaller projects.

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Pimped to Satan

by Joslyn Corvis

Cover by Dan Dillard

Pimped to Satan

Copyright February 2013 Joslyn Corvis

Published at Smashwords

The author relies upon money generated from sales of this e-book. Please do not share your copy, and if you like it, please encourage others to purchase a copy of their own. Your support is appreciated.

Honorable mention and special thanks to Dan Dillard, the Demon Author

( www.demonauthor.com ) for providing the cover art.

Also, thanks to Kim for taking an interest in this story. When I first told you the premise and you laughed, I thought I might be on to something. Our conversations about pregnant men that later ensued were quite, well, hilarious.

Lynelle, Ed and Audrey, Lisa, Haney, Melody, Kyle, Stan, Lucio, and to one of my besties whose name shall not be mentioned because she hates horror and loves her privacy, but she knows who she is---Thanks for supporting my writing and for your friendship, even when I’m being a spaz. Which is most of the time.

Also, BIG THANKS to author Sumiko Saulson; Jeff Patrick of The Dark Angel Chronicles; Dreaded Jenocide: Mistress of All Trades with a Midas touch in everything she does; up-and-coming writer Jon Funes; Rich R.P. Steeves, author of Misty Johnson, Supernatural Dick; Tristan Slaughter, author of Helpless Minds, Randy and Walter: Killers, and Butterflies in Blood: Black Edition; the author of Watchers and Rancid P.A. Douglas; artist Christopher Marsh (a.k.a. Weird Avenue on Facebook); Horror host Mod Ghoul and his beautiful Angel (love ya, Sis!); Patrick Prejusa of Monster Cops fame and creator of the new movie Redd (You can check out Monster Cops and Redd on IMDB.com, Twitter, Facebook, and of course Youtube); Slavyan Yorgakiev, author of The Living Treasure; Todd Crawford, author of The Constellations Cycle and The Pilgrimage"; and to the many others out there whom I have befriended through their work. Big thanks for all of your support and encouragement!

And of course, extra special thanks and lots of love to my Mom:

Without you, I wouldn’t be here today. Literally.

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The following events depicted in this book are based upon fictional events…or are they?

Phil stared at the goat head that hung high on the wall as it glared back lifelessly. The party had been great up until then. From the minute he walked through the door he had been surrounded by women. They were almost falling over themselves to get to him as if he were some sort of VIP. A cute blonde sat on his lap while a brunette stood in front of him, pulling her low-cut blouse lower to expose even more cleavage. A third girl, a redhead whose carpet obviously didn’t match the curtains, brought him a glass as several of