False Teeth, Fixodent and a Funny Husband

By Linda Fritch

Sometimes life smacks you in the middle but if you can learn how to laugh after you finish crying, you will make it. This is a book filled with teasing, good humor and downright belly wobbles you can actually read out loud to your friends.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Linda Fritch
• Release date: Oct 31, 2014
• ISBN: 9781310799884

Linda Fritch

Linda is an award winning writer and holds five accredited degrees, one of which is in Journalism; and the last being a Doctor of Ministry. She has worked for a daily newspaper and had her articles and stories published in various magazines and periodicals. She has written forty study courses for the college in South Africa; four other colleges throughout Africa also use these courses. She is currently a professor at the School of the Spirit in Shawnee, Oklahoma and is also working with her son David Fritch as a facilitator for Burn 24-7 Field Training.Linda is married to Ron Fritch and together they have pioneered two churches, evangelized fulltime, taught at two Bible Colleges and were missionaries to South Africa for seventeen years where they established a four-year, degree-granting Theological College.Linda considers her greatest accomplishments to be a marriage lasting fifty years, three children, Michelle Pace, David and Chris Fritch all serving the Lord in ministry and music. And she greatly enjoys her grandchildren, Gabrielle and Moriah Pace, who also sing and play piano and guitar and twin grandsons; Isaiah and Josiah Fritch, just over three-years-old with the rhythm already in their soul; and two new granddaughters were welcomed in 2015, Mae Elizabeth and Hosanna Ruth.

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False Teeth, Fixodent and a Funny Husband

Copyright 2014 Linda Fritch

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Table of Contents

Do You Have Your Teeth Stuck In?

Denture Hotel

Clicked His False Teeth at Me

Walking with a Cane

Free Medical Advice

Going for a Walk

Espresso

Time Zoned

He Hung Up on Me

Do You Agree?

Memory Bank

Another Thing to Go

A Friendly Fellow

Coming Back in Style

Money Laundering

Beansie, the Cat

Under the House Cats

Jezebel Tribe

African Stories

Goat’s Head

Cow Dung Floors

Should You Divorce Your Wife?

Second Childhood

Wedding Book

Purple Corduroy Suit

Hello, Plants!

Dreaming

Nervous Driver

Strong Coffee

Turn into a Pumpkin

Social Media

Ten Foot Swamp Snake

Gram Crackers

Fried Alligator

Pet Names for the Family

Jesus Loves the Little Babies

I’ve Got to Go Potty

Old Mailment Don’t Die

That Kind of Expense

Why Won’t They Pay for Depends?

I Bought It at a Garage Sale

Coach Purse

Ron Loves His Books

Black and Tan Hounds

I Want Steak

Pray for Me a Husband

It’s Just His Way

New Dentures

About the Author

Other Books by this Author

Prologue

This is not intended to be a life story of Ron and Linda Fritch but bits and pieces of a marriage that has lasted for fifty years and counting. They met at a revival in a one-room school house that had been converted into a church.