Old Ladies Who Love Porn
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Sam was going to throw his old DVD porn collection away, but his wife Betty talked him into giving it to her 70 year old friend Patsy. Patsy and her friend Mary got to worrying about having porn in their houses so started trying to get rid of it. This funny short story is about their efforts to get rid of the porn.
This short story does not have any explicit love scenes or profanity.
Franklin Eddy
Franklin Eddy has been writing for more than 30 years. He gets most of his ideas from people that he knows. He writes a diverse range of shorts stories and novels from science fiction, mystery, westerns, and romance. He lives in Colorado with his wife and his faithful writing companion Otis.
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Old Ladies Who Love Porn - Franklin Eddy
Old Ladies Who Love Porn
Franklin Eddy
Published by Franklin Eddy, 2011.
This is a work of fiction. Similarities to real people, places, or events are entirely coincidental.
OLD LADIES WHO LOVE PORN
First edition. December 12, 2011.
Copyright © 2011 Franklin Eddy.
ISBN: 978-1497799370
Written by Franklin Eddy.
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Old Ladies Who Love Porn
The End
I ran across my old porn movies the other day. It had been years since I had looked at any of them. I had downloaded them off of the Internet years ago and converted them to DVD format. It had been lots of fun making the DVDs, but I had never watched many of them. I decided it was