Things To Think About

By Edmund S. Woomer

Funny/Wittey sayings and sentences that capture the double meaning of words and things in everyday life that may have happened to anyone during their day's work or pleasure.
Funny caption sentences.
Work related situations that happen to anyone.

• Language: English
• Publisher: BookBaby
• Release date: Sep 25, 2013
• ISBN: 9781483523347

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Introduction:

How many times have you thought… why do the strangest things have to happen to me? Well, think of it, things happen to everybody. This is why I thought this book would be amusing to read, not to mention it being a stress reliever. Now, the next time something stupid happens to you that ticks you off, just remember, you might have already read about it… here.

----- Ed Woomer

Those manhole covers. When the crews install them, why do they usually put them on the road right where the wheels of your vehicle will run over them? (la bump, la bump, la bump…)

When people park in parking lots, they always seem to know exactly to park their car just close enough to smack the side of your car with their door.

After ordering your meal in a restaurant; if it seems to take forever, just go to the restroom and before you get back, your meal will have already been served… especially if the server is very good looking.

We call an ambulance or the police for an emergency and it takes them over a half an hour to get there. Order in a pizza or a sub and it gets there in