Please Hold! Ruminations of an Agent
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Please Hold! turns the spotlight on the dark corners of the production floor. Former agent and noted expert, Jeff Rose-Martland reveals the good, bad, and hideously ugly sides of call centre work. Part advice, part observation, this is an essential read for industry pros. Playful, provocative, and positively poignant, Please Hold! reveals the warts and beauty-marks of a billion-dollar business.
Jeff Rose-Martland
Jeff Rose-Martland is an award-winning author and playwright living in St. John's, Newfoundland. He finds time to write in between raising his son, running a household, and infrequent stints in various bill-paying careers. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Finalist for the 2010 CBC Literary Awards. Guest panelist for the 2010 Winterset in Summer Literary Festival. Winner of the Percy Janes First Novel Award
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Please Hold! Ruminations of an Agent - Jeff Rose-Martland
PLEASE HOLD!
Ruminations of an Agent
by
Jeff Rose-Martland
May 2010
Part advice, part observation, Please Hold! turns the spotlight on the dark corners of the production floor. Former agent and noted expert, Jeff Rose-Martland takes you right to the phones to reveal the good, bad, and downright ugly sides of call centre work. Drawn from the frontlines of customer service, Please Hold! guides you through the pitfalls of faceless communication, the systemic misunderstandings of a global industry, and his own attempts to rectify bad management. From call handling techniques to practical advice on staffing models, from funny customers to failed policies, from industrial analysis to product confusion, Please Hold! is an essential read for anyone involved in the contact centre industry. Playful, provocative, and positively poignant, Please Hold! reveals the warts and beauty-marks of a billion-dollar business.
Please Hold! Ruminations of an Agent
Jeff Rose-Martland
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Copyright 2010 Jeff Rose-Martland
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Contents
0 - Introduction: We Appreciate Your Patience
1.0 - The ‘Zine Archive
1.1 - Welcome to the Team!
1.2 - Perspective
1.3 - Every Escalation is a Failure.
1.4 -Momentary Interaction #1
1.5 - Relate: A How-To Guide
1.6 - Serve Yourself!
1.7 - Momentary Interaction #2
1.8 - Call Flow - The Bridge
1.8a - Greeting: Say WHAT???
1.8b - Bridge to Body: Moving Right Along
1.8c - Body: RELAX! It’s only a phone call.
1.8d - Bridge to Closing - Well, I Must Be Off
1.8e - The Closing: It’s All Over
1.9 - Momentary Interaction #3
1.1 - Talk is Cheap.
1.10a - Talk is Cheap: Name Calling
1.10b - Talk Is Cheap: Confidence Game
1.10c - Talk is Cheap: Taking the Time
1.10d - Talk is Cheap: What's the Trouble?
1.10e - Talk Is Cheap: A Matter of Belief
1.10f - Talk is Cheap: Stuck on Repeat
1.10g - Talk is Cheap: Background Noise
2.0 - Articles and Thoughtful Tidbits
2.1 - Mercenary Behaviour for Outsourcers
2.2 - Do You See Your Frontline Agents As Staff? If So, You May Be Creating Your Own Headaches!
2.3 - Improving the Agent Experience - The Inverted Pyramid
2.4 - What’s The Product Anyway?
2.5 - Recruiting, Training, and Transition - The Evolution of Attrition
2.6 - Technology vs. Humanity (unfinished)
2.7 - The Significance of Morale (unfinished)
2.8 - Unit Building for Call Centres (Unfinished)
2.9 - Communications Issues (unfinished)
2.10 - The Fundamental Flaw
2.11 - Re-invent the wheel; this time with tires.
2.12 - Where have all the agents gone?
2.13 - The Pointlessness of Attendance Management in Contact Centres (web post)
2.14 - Recruiting Revolution: The Ad Campaign That Will Change Your Centre
2.15 - Coaching Customer Service (web post)
2.16 - Failure to Comply.
2.17 - The Power of Zero (web post)
2.18 - Haven’t You Noticed?
2.19 - Ten Inexpensive Ways to Reduce Agent Frustration.
3.0 - Memos and Other Attempts to Communicate
3.1 - Re: Internet Absenteeism
3.1a - Cover
3.1b - Introduction
3.1c - Part I - The Importance of Good Morale
3.1d - Part II – Internet Agent Experience: Loss of Community and Destruction of Morale
3.1e - Part III – Building a Community
3.1f - IV – Conclusion
3.2 - Re: Failure to Recognize
3.3 - Morale and Other Issues
3.3a - Presentation
3.3b - Perception of Phone Agents
3.3c - Agent Annoyances:
3.3d - Priority Mode
3.3e - Lack of Agent Support
3.3f - Chat Room - Keep It Professional!
3.3g - Chat Floor Support - unknowing, unwilling, and unhelpful
3.3h - Pre-shift - variable frustration
3.3i - MOD rings
3.4 - Re: Job Dissatisfaction
3.5 - Your Opinion Is Important To Us
3.6 - Re: Lack of Professionalism
3.7 - Re: Management's failure to notice.
3.8 - Things that frustrate me with this place.
3.8a - Personal Complaints
3.8b - Professional Complaints
3.9 - The View from the Trenches
3.10 - Departures
3.10a - Re: Production Issues
3.10b - Re: Goodbye.
4.0 - Primary Constructs and Fundamental Misconceptions of the Contact Centre Industry
As Ascertained Via Frontline Participation
Or
Agent Evocateur
4.1 - Operation
4.2 - Function
4.3 - Reality
4.4 - Dehumanization
4.5 - Frustration
4.6 - Hope
About the Author
Also by the Same Author
0 - Introduction
We Appreciate Your Patience
It was July 2005 and I was in trouble. My broadcasting career had suffered a terminal setback the previous year, my benefits had run out, and there was no work in sight. To further complicate matters, my wife was pregnant with our son. This meant that if I didn’t find employment sharpish, I’d be shunted off to the home for wayward fathers. So, despite our reservations, my supervisor wife suggested that I apply as an agent at her call centre. Neither of us thought I had the temperament for such a job, but it would only be a short-term fix. A quick in and out, a few weeks training and pay, just enough time for me to find something else.
And so began my three-and-a-quarter year stint on the phones.
Being a call centre agent was one of the most emotionally erratic jobs I’ve ever had. My co-workers were great and we all became friends quickly (probably because adversity breeds togetherness). Day 1 of transition (that post-training period of taking your first calls) I should have known I was in trouble; we had been trained to deal with billing, instead we were taking mostly technical calls. Luckily, my communications tech training helped me handle these cable TV calls and, within a week, I had been elevated to floor-support - providing help to my colleagues. I did say erratic. I felt great for helping people, was told off by unreasonable people. At least once per shift I was verbally abused and cursed on. Supervisors and Managers made offers which never materialized. I worked hard to help out our project; hell, mostly just to make things easier for all of us. My reward was to be classified as mediocre.
And that was the first year.
Working in a call centre (or contact centre as they are now called, to include e-mail and chat) is both rewarding and frustrating. After the first few months, customers are the easiest part of the job. If, by month six, you cannot calm the irate, smooth the ruffled, and assist the incompetent, then you have probably quit. No, after that point, the worst part of the job is usually the organization. Managers who have never worked the phones. Leaders who see only numbers not people. Supervisors who, like agents, are always the last to know anything. Policies which change every day; usually the day before.
It wasn’t all a horror show. Some days we had a lot of fun. On a very low volume day, our entire project drove a supervisor to distraction with party-favour noise makers. Despite rules against having food on the production floor, one agent was caught eating a complete turkey dinner, much to the laughter of everyone. I was part of a row-long boy band singing a popular hit even though none of us could carry a tune in a bucket. Cross-cubicle volleyball games broke out. Hands raised for help sported sock puppets. A plastic plant was passed from agent to agent, work station to work station, until it had circulated the entire floor. Floor support agents made decisions using rock-paper-scissors.
But emotional? I’ve seen agents in tears, people punching walls and signs, others screaming into phones or at other people, and countless hoards storm off the production floor with murder in their eyes. Luckily, we live in a city of low crime and gun control. Otherwise, there would have been blood spilled with such regularity that the company would have had to hire a medical staff. And probably insisted, more than ever, that agents had to work regardless of trauma. It’s only a flesh wound, what’s the problem? OK, you do what you’ve got to do, but if you leave it will affect your attendance score and you’ll lose a day’s pay.
Only a small exaggeration.
And then there’s the pressure. Anyone who has worked in a high-stress job will tell you about the rewards, the satisfied feeling you get for having survived. Theatre techs, radio hosts, fast-food workers, all endure and enjoy the satisfaction of a job done and done on time. But none of those previous jobs would come close to the pressure to perform placed on me as an agent. With a hundred little bits of analytical data and the over-riding sense of serving the customer, agents are pressured from both sides. And squeezed. And squeezed. And squeezed. One becomes an adrenalin junkie, vowing that, not matter what the company does, they will not make you quit.
That was my mantra for most of my final 2 years. Then, when the time came... well, you’ll find out.
I organized this book into 4 sections. The first consists of selected articles I wrote for the project ‘zine. The 6 to 12 page monthly newsletter focused on call quality and how to follow the rules. I brought in a fresh look and tailored my stories to fit a single goal: helping agents to survive the calls. If you are currently an agent or thinking of becoming one, I hope you can benefit from these.
The next division consists of industry-based articles; things I wrote in the hope of improving centre operations. Unfortunately, I was never able to find a publisher for these things (it seems the trade publications are just as bogged down by numbers as management). If you are a manager or director, these articles should give you some fresh ideas and new perspectives on governing your staff. Also in this section are bits of unfinished work, concepts I failed to fully develop. They are provided in the hope that they may make an impact on you anyway.
Section three is the complaints. During my entire stint, I laboured under the misconception that I could right wrongs or improve situations by sending memos to the right people. I couldn’t. But, as depressing as these missals may seem at times, they outline problems endemic throughout the industry. Perhaps these suggestions and gripes can help you improve your centre.
Finally, there is the text of my webinar. Within 24 hours of announcing I had parted ways with my employer, I was contacted by then chair of the UK Call Centre Association, Ann Marie Stagg. Ann recruited me to contribute to a lecture series she was organizing for Henry Stewart Talks. She felt I could offer some interesting insight. I have also been told that some former managers have claimed Jeff just wasn’t cut out for this job.
One of those is probably correct.
Jeff Rose-Martland
10 May 2010
NOTE: Throughout the book, names have been removed to protect me from legal action. Likewise, all company identification has been removed. Since I worked for an outsourcer, you will find my employer referenced as ‘Company’ and our contracting organization is referred to as ‘Client’. Again, this is to keep me out of court. Any identity which you may discern is neither implied nor intended; it is a figment of your imagination and has nothing to do with me.
1.0 - The ‘Zine Archive
These articles were written for the project newsletter, which was devoted to improving call quality. I found that most of the quality improvement suggestions also made call easier to handle, which is why I focused on how to make your job easier
rather than score better or get fired.
1.1 - Welcome to the Team!
This has been a remarkable year for Client and Company. As Client business grew through development and acquisition of new regions, so too has Company