Balls Out: A Physical Challenge
By Ace Waverly
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This is not a typical book. If you are looking for that sort of thing, go read something by Chuck Palahniuk. Rather, this is a compilation consisting of various male sexual conquests. It is also a way of making acts of intercourse more challenging. Sex is fun, but it can get mundane without a twist every now and then. Balls Out: A Physical Challenge hopes to provide that to you.
Ace Waverly
Once upon a time I was born to a loving family. Years later, I became a teenager who didn't know how to relate to his peers, let alone the opposite sex. Because of these collective experiences, I decided to major in Sociology once I hit college. Once enrolled, I used the information learned from a few women's studies classes and began to better understand the opposite sex. My undergraduate thesis paper was a comparative evaluation of the evils of both men and women. I drew the conclusion that both sexes use each other to fulfill their own selfish desires, regardless of gender. Instead of having a cynical outlook on my findings, I chose a more humorous approach and wrote my first book: "Balls Out: A Physical Challenge." This book has been called sexist and devoid of originality. My purpose for writing the book had little to do with sending woman's rights back to before Seneca Falls, or winning a Pulitzer. I simply wrote is for kicks and giggles. I am also aware that my degree and I will both probably be bachelors for the rest of our existence.~Ace
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- Rating: 1 out of 5 stars1/5The is nothing to recommend this ebook. It is not funny, original or creative. The content would perhaps appeal to an immature teen who likes reading lad's mags, but noone else should waste their time on this.
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Balls Out - Ace Waverly
Balls Out: A Physical Challenge
Written by Ace Waverly
Published by Ace Waverly
Copyright 2010 Ace Waverly
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This is not a typical book. If you are looking for that sort of thing, go read something by Chuck Palahniuk. Rather, this is a compilation consisting of various male sexual conquests. It is also a way of making acts of intercourse more challenging. Sex is fun, but it can get mundane without a twist every now and then. If you are mature then this book is for you (if you are not then you can go fuck yourself). You may now continue reading (unless you’re busy fucking yourself).
Rules
Once again, this is not a handbook, or a guide, but a way of life meant to enhance your sex life. No, this is not a self help book or a pill to make your penis huge, but an adventure that every man should embark on.
Upon turning the pages, you will see a series of achievements, trophies, challenges and titles for you to conquer. As any man would, you are undoubtedly asking yourself, "I want it