The Horny People’s Guide to Sexercise: Or Killing Two Birds with 2 Rocks, a Stick & a Loose O-Ring in Stick Figures

By Juan Carman Carlos

Some people get confused and think exercise is fun. They end up with strange looking bulges on their bodies and sometimes even forget about sex altogether, except perhaps in the mirror. Their genitals seem to somehow get lost in the competition of shapes and bulges. In The Horny People’s Guide to Sexercise, author Juan Carman Carlos offers a light-hearted spoof, a blend of sexual instruction and exercise manual.

With anatomically correct stick-figure graphics included, Carlos shares a humorous look at sex and offers tips and advice. He includes such chapters as “Calisthenics vs Aerobics,” “The Two Some,” “Going Solo (Maybe),” and “Machines and How to Adapt Them.”

With an index of sexercises and a glossary of weird terms included, The Horny People’s Guide to Sexercise presents a humorous look at the foibles of arts and sports of love for adults only.

• Language: English
• Publisher: iUniverse
• Release date: Aug 8, 2019
• ISBN: 9781532073151

Juan Carman Carlos

Juan Carman Carlos was raised in a small western town near Idaho by an artist mother and playboy father. He finished high school, attended college in California, served four years in the Navy, and worked at a variety of jobs, including as a nursing assistant. Carlos has three grown children and grandchildren.

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ISBN: 978-1-5320-7314-4 (sc)

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Library of Congress Control Number: 2019911321

iUniverse rev. date: 08/08/2019

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Forward

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OFFICIAL WARNING

If you are ready for sex,

Have an agreeable partner/s,

(we don’t care who, what or

how many) and you’ve done all

of your prerequisites,

DO NOT BEGIN

READING THIS BOOK.

YOUR MOOD MAY BE DESTROYED

BY LAUGHTER.

Acknowledgments

Thanks to:

Carmen for the years of love & Passion

All the women in my life since

And God for all those years without

sex which made me crazy enough

to write this book.

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Author’s Note!

This entire book came to me in a dream in the middle of the night in I think 1997. I woke up laughing so hard that I just had to write it down. All I could find was a stack of half sheets of old computer paper with the holes on