Carpe Dildem (Seize the Sex Toy)
By Joe Mudak
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Danielle is ashamed to admit it, but she's been feeling a little bit needy due to her lack of a social life of late. The clerk at The Pleasure Chest has seen things like this before and opens Danielle up to a world of passion and pleasure that she'd never known before...
Joe Mudak
You know it's a guilty pleasure. It starts out innocently enough, of course. An interest. A curiosity, if you would. But it definitely is enough to get you to explore it more and in greater detail. But that's not enough. You can feel your heart racing, your breath growing short. You want to find out more. You need to find out more. You need to explore the twisted mind that you know as Joe Mudak. Who is he? What is this all about? Where will it all end? You know it's wrong but it feels so right, so passionate, so sensual, so ... needful. Now that the beast within you has been uncaged, the only thing you can do is feed it, and feed it you shall... Exposed to mind-altering cartoons, movies, and books as a child, Joe Mudak grew up with a hidden shadow personality that schemed to show the world the joys of reading erotica and now, you can see for yourself the results of those schemes. Let Joe Mudak into your mind; you won't regret it....
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Carpe Dildem (Seize the Sex Toy) - Joe Mudak
Carpe Dildem
(Seize the Sex Toy)
By Joe Mudak
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Copyright 2013 Joe Mudak
Smashwords Edition
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Smashwords Edition, License Notes
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These stories contain strong adult content and should not be viewed by anyone under the age of 18. All characters found in the following stories are 18 or older.
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This story is owned and copyrighted by author Joe Mudak.
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This is a work of fiction. Names, places, businesses, characters and incidents are either the product of the author’s imagination or are used in a fictitious manner.
Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead, actual events or locales is purely coincidental.
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Chapter 1
Amanda was straightening up a few of the videos on the shelves when she heard the familiar ringing sound: another customer had walked in. She smiled. Business hadn't been all that slow this evening, what with the steady flow of customers ever since she clocked in, but at the same time, she was hoping it would be busier.
She looked over towards the corridor around which she knew that her incoming customer or customers would arrive. She didn't hear the sounds of anyone talking, but that didn't mean anything. She glanced upwards at the concave mirror on the ceiling that allowed her to see nearly the entire store at once and saw a girl, around about her own age, walking slowly around the corner.
Amanda chuckled silently. She's embarrassed. Guys don't seem to have as much trouble coming into places like these, but the girls, sometimes they walked in like a condemned person walking down the last mile to their execution.
Amanda paused for a moment, remembering her first time coming through that door. This customer's not all that different from how she felt her first time. Why should pleasure be such a taboo among otherwise rational, educated women?
The customer finally lifted her gaze to something higher