Paradise Lust
By Joe Mudak
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Everyone knows the story of Adam and Eve, and their fall from grace in the Garden of Eden, right? Well, here's the untold story of how the devil helped them be fruitful and multiply, and how he hopes to re-take heaven when he gets his hands on his own invention.
Joe Mudak
You know it's a guilty pleasure. It starts out innocently enough, of course. An interest. A curiosity, if you would. But it definitely is enough to get you to explore it more and in greater detail. But that's not enough. You can feel your heart racing, your breath growing short. You want to find out more. You need to find out more. You need to explore the twisted mind that you know as Joe Mudak. Who is he? What is this all about? Where will it all end? You know it's wrong but it feels so right, so passionate, so sensual, so ... needful. Now that the beast within you has been uncaged, the only thing you can do is feed it, and feed it you shall... Exposed to mind-altering cartoons, movies, and books as a child, Joe Mudak grew up with a hidden shadow personality that schemed to show the world the joys of reading erotica and now, you can see for yourself the results of those schemes. Let Joe Mudak into your mind; you won't regret it....
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Paradise Lust - Joe Mudak
Chapter 1
Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth and taste. I've been around for a long, long year. Stole many a man's soul and faith.
And I possess the most deliciously awesome plan, if I do say so myself. Every time I think about it, I just have to laugh. I feel compelled to tell you how we reached this point.
As I am certain you have deduced, God's creation is far from perfect. Always was. And it's only gotten worse since He created it all. It's funny. A lot of humans talk about God's so-called intelligent design.
It would be more accurate to refer to it as incompetent design or moronic design.
So of course I thought I could run things better than the big guy himself. And I led an army of angels to fight for primacy over God. It's not boastful to declare that, had I won, the world would be a much better place than it is today.
But, as you probably already know, I lost. And I and all of the angels I was leading, we were banished to hell.
Now I'm sure some of you might be thinking, Lou. What made you think you could do a better job running things than God?
Well, I'm glad you asked. Or, well, if you didn't ask it out loud, I heard your thoughts asking it.
So permit me to enlighten you to the fact that, before I was banished, God asked me to clean up one of his biggest fuck-ups of all. I'm sure you know the story of the Garden of Eden, how God created Adam, and then he got kind of lonely so God created Eve out of one of his ribs.
Eve was supposed to be Adam's fuck-toy, but there was a problem with that whole scenario. When Adam wanted sex, she didn't. When I say that, it's not just the whole not-on-the-same-page thing that some couples deal with today. It was more along the lines of, she took a look at his pork-sword and said, Ain't no way that thing is getting anywhere near me!
And Adam practically begged her to put out and she refused. Every time. For more than a month. Adam finally swallowed his pride and asked God for help.
Some of you may be familiar with the story of Lilith, who was God's original fuck-up in terms