A Brief Tale of a Lost World
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A Brief Tale of a Lost World - Antonio Torres-Alcala
CONTENTS
Prologue
Theme I All about man and woman
Theme II Lucifer, the devil, and his rocky relations with God
Theme III Man’s and our fate in this story
Theme IV The survival of th fittest
Theme V First Societies and governments
Theme VI First Civilizations and Empires
Theme VII The Middle Ages: God Vs. Lucifer
Theme VIII The Renaissance
Theme IX The Age of Confrontations
Theme X Technological boom and doom: The confusing 21st Century
Theme XI Religion and money: That is the question
Theme XII Politics, politicians, government and power: Man’s greatest curse
Theme XIII The democracy trojan horse: Of money and political parties
Theme XIV Human society splits open by the seams: The downfall of world order and of nations
Theme XV Something about post-history
The Epilogue
A caveat to theme XIV
About the Author
To Teresa:
the only Eve this Adam has ever wanted, and the mother of all my putative offsprings.
PROLOGUE
once upon a planet…
Once upon a planet and a time, according to well informed and unquestionable sources, God created the world and saw that it was good, full of gardens, flowers, birds, bees and yummy fruits (amongst them some apples). In other words, everything was so nice that God, being so good, decided to give all that he had done to the man that he had also created out of some mud he had picked up from the ground after a rainy night. That was a good decision; however, once everything was done, he realized that some of his initiatives could later on present some problems.
In my humble opinion, the first problem was to plant an apple tree in a garden called Eden, and the second was the extraction of a rib from the man’s rib-cage, to make the woman. Believe me thee: everything so far is true because it is written in the above-mentioned sources. All this could have been an unpremeditated minor mistake that God made, thus, of little importance; however, the third problem, according to both experts and historians, was the worst of all three. According to the same sources, he forced the man, henceforth called Adam, to marry the woman, henceforth called Eve, as to avoid living together in mortal sin. Such an unforeseen mistake shaped the world for many, many years to come. In fact, until today as we shall soon demonstrate if you keep reading. And be patient because it is not easy to put in a few words everything that has happened to us from that time to today.
For the sake of brevity, I shall only dwell on major events after God’s creation as to not bore the impatiently disgusting reader.
The same sources, plus many others, say that, God, after a full week of hard work, took an entire day to rest; which, considering what he had done, it’s understandable. Look here, he invented the light, which was very, very good, because it would have been impossible to continue creating the world, the moon, the stars, the Galaxies and, most important, the black matter, in total darkness. Then, he created the fish, the fruit trees, the toads, the snakes (one of them was really, really bad, and if you don’t believe it, ask Eve), but, before that, he separated the seas from the dry land, otherwise some animals would have drowned, and that would have been catastrophic for all of us, including myself, who writes this. So, he rested. A well deserve time off. After that, having finished his hard work, he applied for unemployment compensation, without much luck. Thus, I can understand why he went underground to avoid paying taxes. We do know that God’s real state, churches, do not pay taxes, because they are always exempt.
At this point, let me jump to the next chapter, because, everything that happened during God’s unemployment period became very, very, complicated, as you shall see.
THEME I
All about man and woman
As you will remember, unless you suffer from ADD, God created man, a noble but weak individual, but he also created woman to soothe man’s loneliness, and to have a partner in the task of having babies to perpetuate the species, that is, of both species, the man specie and the woman specie. At this point, little he knew that he had set in motion the basis for the unravelling of all his creation, but he didn’t suspect that. On the contrary, he wanted man to know his woman (to know
is a biblical euphemism, according the experts, that means literally, to penetrate Eve, and have children through a well-designed process), so, Adam, after a night of heavy drinking distilled apple juice, one supposes, went ahead and said to Eve:
Eve, God, has commanded me to know you
, to which Eve answered:
Well, man, good to meet you. My name is Eve, and yours?
Mine is Adam, happy to have you around. It was a bit boring to be alone in this beautiful garden of Eve, I mean, Eden
.
Well, Adam -she said- now that we have introduced each other, let’s proceed to know us better
Adam took this as an invitation and did not wait a minute to really know Eve